Eternal Sunshine #162
November 2022
By
Douglas Kent
- 911 Irene Drive, Mesquite, TX 75149
Email: dougray30@yahoo.com
On Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/270968112943024/ or on the web at http://www.whiningkentpigs.com/DW/. Follow on Twitter at @EternalSunshDip. Also be sure to visit the official Diplomacy
World website at http://www.diplomacyworld.net.
Sign up for the Eternal Sunshine Mailing List
at https://mailchi.mp/45376bbd05df/eternalsunshine
Check
out my eBay store at http://stores.ebay.com/dougsrarebooksandmore
Quote of The Month – “Will you quit giving us a play-by-play of your flabby bladder?” - (Val
in “Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things”)
Welcome to Eternal
Sunshine, yet another Dipzine
that has seen better days. A gravestone
marking the long list of zines gone by.
From Graustark to The Abyssinian Prince to Maniac’s Paradise and hundreds of others.
I’ve decided to make it official.
Eternal Sunshine is running down to a fold. All games currently running in the zine
proper or in Andy York’s subzine will be run to completion, and at that point
the zine will fold up shop and be done for good. Even if my games end before Andy’s, the zine
will continue until all the games are over.
Publishing Eternal Sunshine has been an enjoyable
experience, but there’s just not enough demand for a monthly zine these days…at
least not one that I publish. At one
time there was a vibrant, thriving community of players, but now the pool has
shrunk so much that there just isn’t any reason to keep going. I’ll continue with Diplomacy World and
its quarterly schedule, and with playing Diplomacy on the sites and zines where
I currently do. But a monthly zine is
simply no longer in my future.
I guess that’s it from me for now.
See you in December!
Game Openings
No game openings, as the zine will fold when the currently-running
games are completed.
Standby List: HELP!
I need standby players! – Current standby list: Andy York, Andy Lischett,
Paul Milewski, Harold Reynolds, Jack McHugh, Brad Wilson, Graham Wilson.
Meet Me in Montauk
The Eternal Sunshine Letter Column
Andy
Lischett:
My I'll miss Eternal Sunshine when you fold, but plan to drag out More Than
Ever for at least ten more game-years.
[[Whatever
it takes.]]
It's
surprising that the government has not mandated window-breaking equipment in
new cars (as well as waterwings). I hope no government employees are reading
this.
I
will try to find the movie Happiness, and maybe Scare Campaign, to watch while
Carol is doing something else. She doesn't care much for anything offbeat. I
recorded The Host off television because she likes monster movies, but it has
subtitles (it is Korean), so she wouldn't watch it. Why do monster movies even
need dialogue? There is a lot of screaming and it's obvious what's happening. A
pretty good movie, too.
[[Calling
Happiness “offbeat” is…well…you’ll see.
An understatement. A lot of
people simply can’t handle subtitles. I
myself have no issues with them.]]
Richard
Smith:
I've never been big on video streaming services, with only Amazon Prime (which
is a steal at £99 per year) to my name and I still buy some DVDs.
[[I
may have mentioned this before, but the only two I pay for right now are
Shudder and Netflix. I continually ask
myself why I pay for Netflix at all, since I rarely find anything on there I
want to watch, and it’s twice as expensive as Shudder (or more).]]
We've
all heard the services are losing some of the subbers they gained in the
pandemic, but they are still making enough revenue to fund eye-wateringly
expensive shows. Password sharing (encouraged by Disney+) is becoming an issue,
as well as the possible use of ads and the move to weekly episodes instead of
instant box sets. Of course we Brits have to pay £160 a year for the BBC
whether we like it or not (I'm OK with that myself).
[[I
think that’s part of the problem for me: I don’t really want to find any new
shows, unless they are limited in length (such as Deadwood, the Finnish
Euro-noir which I just watched the 3rd season of). Movies, yes.
But I am not currently interested in investing as much time as a good
show would require. If I had Hulu I’d
maybe try the new Hellraiser series – and I might even HAVE Hulu, I think my
phone service gives me a free subscription but I’ve never bothered to install
it. I don’t want or need to become
committed to a new universe, which is basically inevitable in most of these
shows. Perhaps if I was sharing them
with another person, I might feel differently.]]
Andy
York: Hope
your birthday went well, though I expect it was low key as usual.
[[Thank
you, kind sir.]]
Regarding
Mark Nelson's comment/question about the electronics in cars, one of my
neighbors recently had a dead battery. As it didn't have a key ignition, she
was unable to activate anything in it - including being able to shift it into
neutral to push it out as it was faced into a skinny, one-car, garage near the
back wall. She'd called AAA, but was wondering how they'd be able to get to the
battery. I haven't chatted with her since then, so don't know how it was
finally resolved.
[[I
kind of wonder about that when I see new cars that have no normal lock on the
door. My car is almost ten years old and
has both automatic door locks and a manual lock on the driver door only. The more reliant we become on power – both
with the powered fob and the vehicle in general – the more potential
problems. See the movie review of Alone
in the Dark, where a power failure caused the inmates to escape! I am amazed at how tow services are
able to get at some vehicles, so hopefully she could resolve it.]]
I
do have to agree with Mark on the favorite companion being Elizabeth Sladen. I
don't know how many of you know that she returned to the role in a spin-off
series "The Sarah Jane Adventures", which ended after she passed. She
also wrote an autobiography that I enjoyed reading some time ago.
[[It
seems that – aside from the most recent Who fans - she’s the clear favorite for
companion.]]
Mark
Firth:
I’m behind on ‘current’ reading by 5 zines and 2 Private Eyes. I have this
weekend and a train journey to London and back for work to try to catch up.
[[I
still miss the good old days when I’d anticipate the arrival of multiple zines
in my mailbox. And then savor each
one.]]
Although
I am hoping that train strikes might yet save us the trip. It’s a company
internal conference. Whilst not expected to be massively technical - more a
chance to meet colleagues (many for the first time) - I could well do without
it. I‘d quite happily not travel anywhere of any distance except occasional
trips to the coast now.
Strangely
it was on a trip to the coast in the summer I spoiled another record. I went to
a supermarket not once but twice, having done so only four times in the
preceding six years. I time my rare visits to shops generally so that there are
usually two or fewer other customers. Maintains sanity of a sort.
[[Back
when Mara and I lived in Rahway, NJ, I’d get up at 1am on Saturday morning to
do our grocery shopping. I’d be the only
customer in the local Shop Rite, with just the overnight workers there to keep
me company. It seemed the only way I could handle the crowds. There were two smaller shops I’d run to for
necessities if we ran out of something, at higher prices of course. But for the big trips this was my pattern for
a good year.]]
The Dining Dead – Eternal Sunshine Movie
Reviews
Deadstream
(Shudder) – I
might have passed this one by, or not given it a chance, if not for my
familiarity with streamers on platforms like Twitch. I watch Kitboga on there when I can during
his live streams of “scambaiting” (calling scammers using fake voices with the
goal being to waste as much of their time as possible). I also watch a few small channels where it’s
more hanging out with some friends while they play games like Hunt or Dead by
Daylight (I don’t play any of those games).
Through them, and from watching KiraTV and both his streams and YouTube
videos, I’ve become acquainted with some of the drama these streamers cause, or
get drawn into. Anyway, this film is
entirely live streams by a character named Shawn Ruddy (Joseph Winter, who
co-wrote and co-directed as well). He’s
loud and annoying, which is entirely on purpose for the film, because some
streamers are exactly this way. His
stream’s theme is him doing wacky stunts to supposedly conquer his fears; like
white water rafting with no paddle dressed as baby Moses, being smuggled across
the border in the trunk of a car…or yelling at some police and throwing an egg
at them before trying to run away. And
like some streamers, he had a fall from grace due to controversy during one of
his stunts. This resulted in losing
monetization for six months (not being able to earn income from viewers) and
his sponsors dropping him for six months, until he made a twenty-minute apology
video. (You’d be surprised how often
this stuff happens in the streaming world; people making self-serving apology
videos and then being welcomed back by their audiences after saying or doing
terrible things). So now Shawn is looking
to restart things with a bang: locking himself inside a real haunted house and
staying there alone, all night. That’s
the premise. Everything else is…well,
it’s what happens. A live stream taking the place of found footage, in
effect. There’s a lot of yelling and
hiding in a closet, and Shawn can start to wear on you after a while. But I appreciated the effort, and there was
some over-the-top humor which started to feel like an homage to Evil Dead
II. Things got very silly near the end,
but I never really considered turning it off.
For a low budget indie flick where two people co-write, co-direct, and
co-star, I’ve seen a lot worse. The live
streaming idea gave them a believable way to have outsiders communicate with
Shawn, from messages typed in the chat to videos shared by viewers. And since – in theory – they were watching
Shawn live, he didn’t have to do the annoying “type and say what you are typing
out loud” stuff to converse with them.
He could just speak into the camera.
I do question how enjoyable it might be to people unfamiliar with
streaming, but that’s hard to tell. You
decide. It’s a low-budget found footage
comedy-horror film for the streaming generation.
V/H/S
99 (shudder)
– The fifth (and newest) installment in the V/H/S series of found footage
films, this one is set in 1999, what the filmmakers call the “very end of the
punk VHS age.” Five stories make up the
film, along with a bit of silly wraparound stuff which was enjoyable in its own
right. None of the five stores are BAD,
but as you might expect they range from not so good to pretty good (saving the
one that is the most “fun” for last). If
nothing else, a few of them enjoyed going the more obvious route and then
making a quick and unexpected turn.
There are also some cute references to 1999-era culture, including Y2K,
Blockbuster and Radio Shack still existing, and some of the fashion trends
still hanging around at the time. I’ve
quite enjoyed a couple of the V/H/S films, and while this one doesn’t hold up
quite as well as the previous V/H/S 94, it’s still a decent watch for
fans of the genre.
All
Quiet on the Western Front (Netflix) – A new German-language adaptation of the 1929 novel,
directed by Edward Berger. Felix
Kammerer stars as Paul Bäumer, one of four friends who volunteer for the German
army in 1914, the third year of World War I.
Clearly they have no idea what they’re getting into, as the conditions
at the front are utterly removed from the civilian life they lead. Their youthful idealism is ripped from them
in only a few hours after being sent to the front. This version really focuses on the comradery,
misery, desperation, and fear of the front-line soldiers. It’s much more violent than the 1930 and the
made for TV 1979 version (which was the first one that I ever saw). All of the adaptations are anti-war but this
one is the bleakest and most bloody of all of them. I was quite impressed with it. As long as you
don’t have problems with subtitles, if you have Netflix you should give it a
watch.
Trouble
is My Business
(DVD) – I backed this 2018 film on Kickstarter in 2017 or 2016, but through a
series of minor accidents I never was able to watch my physical copy until
now. It’s a black-and-white film noir
written by co-stars Tom Konkle and Brittney Powell, and directed by
Konkle. Let me start by saying that
while I am a fan of noir, I am not an expert in the genre. With that said, Trouble is My Business
is part film noir, part tongue-in-cheek film noir, and part homage to film
noir. It has all the tropes of classic
noir (and B-movie noir): the hero private eye (Konkle), the damsel in distress
(Powell), a cruel villain (Vernon Wells), snappy dialogue (sometimes a bit too
snappy), shadows, plot twists, flashbacks within flashbacks, a plot that
confuses itself, a treasure everyone is hunting for, and a shoestring
budget. It reminded me of some of the
films I’ve enjoyed during Noir Alley, which shows Saturday nights on TCM. It took me about five minutes to mentally
adjust to the tongue-in-cheek flavor of the film, but once I did, I found it
very enjoyable. And I don’t mean it’s a
satire, not at all. It’s just that the
film recognizes the silliness of some aspects of the lesser-known noir movies
(and even some of the better-known). So
it never takes itself very seriously, which makes the ride that much better
once you understand where it’s coming from.
Konkle is pretty good – you’ve read my previous comments on how
writer/director/lead projects sometimes would be better off without the lead
actor portion, but in this case it didn’t hurt the film - while Powell and
Wells provide strong performances. I
believe you can find this streaming on Amazon, so you might look for it there
as well. It was a good time, and in a
few years I may pull it off the shelf and watch it again.
Alone
in the Dark
(Shudder) – Somehow, with big names in the cast and an original release date of
1982, I’d never heard of this movie.
Perhaps it was simply never released on VHS, and by the time is was
released on DVD in 2005 most of the remaining Blockbusters wouldn’t have
bothered picking it up. The plot is
simple and rather silly: Donald Pleasence is the head psychiatrist at a
progressive mental hospital. Dwight
Schultz plays a new doctor joining the staff.
Some of the more dangerous patients (played by Martin Landau and Jack
Palance, among others) become convinced that this new doctor must have killed
the previous one, and decide to take revenge when a power failure enables their
escape from the facility. For all of its
flaws, it does manage to build a good deal of suspense, in part because of how
well Palance and Landau portray unhinged mental patients. It’s not a good movie, but it’s still
a rather fun one.
Weird:
The Al Yankovic Story
(Roku) – If you’ve ever seen the Weird Al movie UHF, you’ve got an idea what
kind of humor this “autobiographical” film about Weird Al Yankovic is filled
with. Daniel Radcliffe stars as Weird
Al, who becomes the most popular and most successful musical act in the history
of the universe. I can’t even list all
the celebrity cameos, mostly as other people.
Such as Rainn Wilson as Dr. Demento, and Evan Rachel Wood as
Madonna. Like a lot of this type of
humor, it gets overdone at times, and the movie runs a bit long. The last twenty minutes are pretty pointless,
and while those jokes don’t fall flat, they hit the same note as the rest of
the movie so they’re not really funny. I
did enjoy the blatant pokes at popular “accurate” biopics like The Doors
and Bohemian Rhapsody, both of which have become the “truth” simply by
being made. Radcliffe and Rachel Wood
are the best parts of the film. Overall
it was mostly funny, and at least it was something different.
Older
Movies Watched (that I’ve seen many times) – Nightwing (haven’t seen this one in
40 years, it’s goofy but the cultural aspects are better than I remembered),
Creepshow 2, Candyman, Robocop, The Strangers (Uncut), Severance, Halloween III,
V/H/S 94, Poltergeist, Pieces, House of 1000 Corpses, Paranormal Activity.
Out of the WAY #50
by W. Andrew York
(wandrew88 of gmail.com)
Howdy!
First
off, a big thank you for those who submitted orders early. It helped me get a
bit ahead of the curve, as this was another packed month. As your getting this,
I’m enjoying (or, at least hope I am enjoying) a session of Railroad Tycoon at
MillenniumCon. I’m hoping all will go well and it’ll be the start of the return
of con gaming for me. They’ve already hinted at restarting OwlCon at Rice University
in early 2023.
This
year at M-Con I’m running a “Merchants of Venus” game and one of “Suburbia”.
I’m playing in a couple boardgames, one D&D RPG and some miniature
sessions. The Con is a good mix of different games and, after contracting to
almost only miniatures, have started expanding the types of games offered
again. At last report 326 folks pre-registered, plus around 100 expected
walk-up registrations, for a scheduled 166 games/events/tournaments from 86
GMs.
Next,
as a reminder, I’m heading out of town for a trip to Michigan the Tuesday after
the issue comes out. As I won’t be able to print out orders, I won’t officially
acknowledge submissions until I return and have some time to catch up. If you
sent something and don’t have an official “receipt” message from me by, say,
the day after Thanksgiving either check with me or resend them. Hopefully there
won’t be any issues.
With
the immediate things out of the way, turning to the column itself. Doug has
made the final determination to run ES down and give it a proper closing.
Therefore, I’m suspending all openings in OOTW, at least for now. This will
likely be the last round of Facts in Five, though I might try to squeeze one
more in based on where Doug is with the zine and how the Gunboat unfolds. Gunboat,
obviously, will run until it ends. For Hangman, by Definition, I’m guessing
we’ll at least have an additional round after the current one finishes.
However, this is just a back of the envelope calculation and we’ll see how
things shake out. Standbys for Gunboat, as always, are welcome.
As
for the rest of the zine, it’s as slim as they’ve been recently. I only
finished one book so I’m going to hold that until next month (hoping I’ll get
several read while in Michigan). There are a couple of other short bits I’ve
been mulling, but I doubt I’ll have time to put them together for this issue.
Hopefully I’ll be able to get them in December’s issue.
I
hope everyone that celebrates Thanksgiving has a wonderful time and plenty of
tasty food!
==================================
(always welcome, send them in!)
(if something shouldn’t be included here,
clearly mark it as a personal comment)
[John David Galt] – Re: “Off the Map”
[WAY] – regarding a book reviewed last issue
[JDG] – I’ve encountered plenty of politically motivated
maps, often in unexpected places. On a visit to western
Canada
in the ‘80s, a local tried to sell me a map of Canada drawn as if Labrador did
not exist and all its territory
belonged
to Quebec. I guess they have “sovereign citizens” up there too.
[Mark Firth] – I awoke to what currently seems a closer set of
mid-terms than expected over there. [WAY] – yep, the “Red
Wave”
is now being called a “Red Ripple”. However, in Texas, though, Republicans
continue to dominate in statewide
positions,
though not making much progress in flipping congressional delegate districts
(both at state and federal). But,
still
more votes being counted. [MF] - Over here, the ruling party continue in
internal (and unfortunately by extension
external)
chaos. [WAY] – hopefully things will sort themselves out over there in
short order.
===================================
In
“Signs and Portents” – Lady Ladira: “The future is always changed. We create
the future with our words, our deeds,
and with our beliefs”
Source: But In Purple...I’m Stunning! by J. Michael
Straczynski, edited by Sara “Samm” Barnes, copyright 2008.
===================================
Everyone Plays Games: Hangman,
By Definition; Facts in Five
Game Openings: None currently
Standbys: Gunboat Diplomacy
(x1)
+++++++++++++++++++++
“Round Rock Express”
(No-Press Gunboat, Game #1)
MN: 2021Crb32
Spring 1906
Austria:
F GRE s ita a arm-ank (imp), A TRI s a bud-vie, A BUD-vie,
A RUM s rus f bla-sev (nso), A sil-WAR, A BUL-con
England: F NTH c a nwy-bel, F spa(nc)-GAS, F mao-SPA(SC),
A nwy-BEL, F ENG s a nwy-bel, a ruh-hol (ann)
France:
A mar-BUR, A BRE s eng f eng-bel (imp), A PAR s a mar-bur
Germany: F DEN-nth, A
bel s a kie-ruh (r-pic/otb), A TYL-tri, A STP s f swe-nwy, F swe-NWY,
A sev-MOS, A HOL s a bel,
A
VIE-bud, A boh-GAL, A MUN s a
kie-ruh, A kie-RUH, A ber-SIL
Italy: F eme-SMY, A smy-ARM,
A pie-VEN, F aeg-ION, F tyn-TUS
Russia: F BLA-con
Turkey: F ANK s f bla-con
(nsu)
Supply Center Count
Austria: Bud, Tri, Ser, Gre,
Bul, Rum
England: Edi, Lpl, Lon, Nwy,
Por, Spa
France: Mar, Par, Bre
Germany: Ber, Kie, Mun, Den,
Hol, Swe, War, Bel, Mos, Stp, Sev, Vie
Italy: Nap, Rom, Ven, Tun , Smy
Russia: Con
Turkey: Ank
Neutral: none
Next Due Summer and Fall
1906
Note – Split seasons are
granted when 2 or more requests are received if 4+ players; 3 or less requires
only 1.
+++++++++++++++++++++
Hangman, By Definition
**See Rule Change in bold below**
This is a five-round game,
with each round consisting of a variable number of turns. The winner will be
the person who wins the most rounds, with a tie breaker being fewest total
number of turns in those winning rounds. Second tie breaker will be the
greatest number of letters guessed (by total count revealed, not by individual
letter).
Each round will consist of
identifying a word of at least six letters. Along with each word will be the
first definition given. All words and definitions will be identified by blank
spaces. Words and definitions are verified in a dictionary that was my high
school graduation gift (slight hint to those who might want to find the
edition).
The goal is to guess the word
in as few turns as possible. Each turn, all players will submit up to three
different letters to be revealed. The letter submitted by the most players
will be the letter revealed in the next turn. Ties will be broken by a
randomized method. Additionally, each player should submit a guess for the
word. Once the word is correctly identified (spelling is important), that round
will end and a new round will begin. All players who guess the word in the same
turn will share in the win for the round. If the word is not guessed by the end
of six turns with no letter being revealed, no one will win the round.
Along with revealing letters
in the word, letters will be revealed in the definition. There are no bonus
points for guessing any part of the definition, it is only there to help
players figure out the word. No guesses about parts of the definition will be
confirmed or displayed except by the letter revealed in that round. The letters
“E” and “S” can never be chosen as the letter to be revealed.
Game 2, Round Two, Turn 2:
Letter Votes: A – 3; D – 1; F – 1; I – 1; K – 1; M – 1; N
– 3; O – 1; P –
2; R – 3; T – 1; W – 2
Revealed:
R (dice roll decision with d6)
Words Guessed: Testament
(Firth); Impatient (Galt); Caballero (Kent); Obstinate (Lischett);
Articular (Maslen);
Pacemaker (Smith); Frequency (Wilson)
Solution:
Word: __ __
R __ __ __
__ __ __ (9)
Definition: __
__ R __ __ __
__ __ __ __ (10) __
__ (2) __ __
__ __
R __ (6)
__ R (2)
__ __ __ __
R (5)
Never Revealed: E,
S Already
Revealed: R
Game Words
Correctly Guessed: Metamorphosis (Firth, Maslen, Smith, Wilson)
+++++++++++++++++++++
FACTS
IN FIVE
Rules: There will be five rounds, the cumulative high
score at the end of the fifth round will be the winner. Anyone may join anytime
with a starting score matching the lowest total from the previous round. Anyone
missing a round will add the lowest score of that round.
Each round will consist of five categories and five
letters. Each player submit may an entry
for each category which has a key word that starts with each of the letters
(twenty-five total entries). Key words are generally the first word; however,
articles (the, a, etc.) and modifiers (“red” in red bicycle for “R” in “mode of
transportation” or “general” in General Lee for “G” in “Military Leaders”) are
not key words. A word in the category may not be the key word (“bank” in “Bank
of America” for “B” in the category “Banks”). For given names, the last name is
the key word, if married it will be their post-marriage last name. However, in
the case of commonly used stage names, that name should be used (in a category
of female singers, ”Q” could be “Queen Latifa” and “Cher” for “C”). An entry
may only be used once per round. Please clearly identify which individual you
are using as your answer if there are multiple potential people with a given
name. For instance, if the category is American Presidents, answering
Washington is fine as there is only one; however, if you decided to use Bush
you need to indicate whether you are submitting the father or the son. Unclear
answers will be matched to score the least points. Using the Bush example, if
one person submitted “Bush” and three people submit “George W. Bush” the latter
would score 2 points and the former 1.
One point will be scored for each entry that
unarguably meets the letter and category. An additional point will be added if
anyone else also uses the same valid entry for the same category. Maximum
possible score in a round is 50 with a lowest possible score of 25, presuming
an individual submits a valid entry for each category and letter in that round.
Research is allowed, collaboration between players is
not.
Game Six, Round Two
Bolded - Scores 2 points for matching another entry; Crossed
Out - scores 0 points; otherwise scores 1 point.
REMINDER - Last names are generally the key word, not first
names.
Players C F G
H K
American Humorist
Doug Kent George Carlin B Franklin L Grizzard C
Handler Garrison Keillor
Andy
Lischett Samuel
Clemons Ben Franklin Ray Goulding Jack Handey George
Kaufmann
Walt
O’Hara S L Clemons Ian Frazier L Grizzard Jack
Handey Doug Kinney
Kevin Wilson George Carlin Al Franken Gallagher Jack Handey Garrison Keillor
Medieval Leader/Ruler
Doug Kent Clovis I Frederick I Empress
Genmei Henry I Genghis
Khan
Andy
Lischett Charlemagne Ferdinand of A Empress Genmei
Henry V Genghis Khan
Walt
O’Hara Charles of BC Francis II Guy
of Thouars Henry II of France John Kourkouas
Kevin Wilson Charlemagne Frederick
I Genghis Khan Henry VIII Khalid
Ibn al-Walid
Movie Character
Doug Kent M Corleone Axel Foley Forrest Gump Annie Hall James
T Kirk
Andy
Lischett Harry Callahan Frank’s Monster Godzilla Humbert
Humbert King Kong
Walt
O’Hara Sarah Conner Axel Foley Samwise Gamgee Ethan
Hunt James T Kirk
Kevin Wilson C-3PO Frodo
Baggins Groot Harry Potter Katniss
Everdeen
Autobiography Title
Doug Kent C Cinderella FoMF Gift from the Sea H
to Catalonia King of Fashion
Andy
Lischett Cash Flying Free Gorillas Mist The Happy Hook Kelly:
MtMSoIA
Walt O’Hara Confessions
of… Freedom in Exile The Glass Castle AHWoSG Kiss and
Makeup
Kevin Wilson Cancer Scha… FoMF Grow Up Brady HtRKWWHY Kitchen
Confidential
Candy Product Name (such as
Rolo, not chocolate caramels)
Doug Kent Coke Bottles Fun Dip Gummy
Bear Hershey Kiss Kaboom
Andy Lischett Chunky Frango
Mints Gold-Bear Gummies Hershey Bar Kit-Kat
Walt O’Hara Cadbury
C Bars Ferrero Rocher Good and Plenty Hershey Bars Kit-Kat
Bars
Kevin Wilson Candy Corn Ferrero
Rocher Gummy Bears Hershey’s Kisses Kit-Kat
Note – for allowed and
disallowed answers, please feel free to correct me!
General Notes –
Notes on Doug’s Answers: B Franklin is Benjamin Franklin; L Grizzard is
Lewis Gizzard; C Handler is Chelsea Handler; M
Corleone
is Michael Corleone; C Cinderella is Chinese Cinderella; FoMF is Faith of My
Fathers; H to Catalonia is
Homage
to Catalonia
Notes on Andy’s Answers: Ferdinand of A is King Ferdinand of Aragon;
Frank’s Monster is Frankenstein’s Monster; Cash
(Johnny
Cash); Flying Free (Cecilia Aragon); Gorillas Mist is Gorillas in the Mist
(Dian Fossey); The Happy Hook is
The
Happy Hooker (Xaviera Hollander); Kelly: MtMSoIA is Kelly: More than My Share
of It All (Clarence Johnson)
Notes on Walt’s Answers: S L Clemons is Samuel Langhorne Clemens, aka Mark
Twain; L Grizzard is Lewis Gizzard; Charles
of
BC is Charles of Blois-Chatillon (1319 – 29 September 1364); Francis II is
Francis II, Duke of Brittany; John
Kourkouas,
Walt notes, was a Byzantine General, 900-946); Walt notes Sarah Conner
(Terminator series), Axel Foley
(Beverly
Hills Cop and sequels), Samwise Gamgee (Lord of the Rings series), Ethan Hunt
(Mission Impossible series)
and James
T Kirk (Star Trek Universe); Confessions of… is The Confessions of St Augustine
[WAY] – which I’m
currently
reading!; [WO] – Walt notes Freedom in Exile, Dalai Lama, The Glass
Castle (Jeanette Walls); AHWoSG is
A
Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius (Dave Eggers); Walt notes Kiss and
Makeup (Gene Simmons, KISS);
Cadbury
C Bars is Cadbury Chocolate Bars
Notes on Kevin’s Answers: Genghis Khan is disallowed as his last name is
“Khan”; Frodo Baggins, Harry Potter, Katniss
Everdeen
are accepted as they are well known by just their first name in cinema; Cancer
Scha… is Cancer Schmancer
(Fran
Drescher); FoMF is Faith of My Fathers (John McCain); Grow Up Brady is Growing
Up Brady (Barry Williams); HtRKWWHY is How to Raise Kids Who Won’t Hate You
(Alan Thicke); Kitchen Confidential (Anthony Bourdain)
General Player Comments:
[Kevin Wilson]
– I had to think a bit on the movie characters on whether the letter should be
the last name or first word. Seems
most
references to not differentiate surnames and simply use the first letter so
that’s the way I went. Were they true
people,
it may have been different. [WAY] – there is some validity to that
approach, but names are generally names and
should
use the last name convention. However, in the three responses you choose, the
first names are effective
substitutes
for their full name (ala the “Cher” exception). It would be different if less,
unique, characters were chosen
for
their first names, such as in the Potter films using for “A” Albus Dumbledore
(definitely belongs to the “D”
category).
Game Six, Round Three
Letters: B I N T * (Wildcard)
Categories: Men’s Name over 8 letters;
Communicable Disease; Color; Living American Religious Writer;
Ship Name of a
Current American or British Naval Vessel
Current Standings
Scores by Category 1st 2nd 3rd 4th 5th Now Previous Total
Kevin
Wilson 8 6 5 6 9 34 +
36 = 70
Doug Kent 9 8 7 6 7 37 +
33 = 70
Walt O’Hara 8 5 7 5 8 33 +
33 =
66
Andy Lischett 8
8 5 5 7 33 +
30 = 63
===================================
Deadline for the Next Issue of Out of the WAY:
December 7, 2022 at noon Central US Time Zone
See You Then!
Game entries, letters of
comment and other material can be sent to:
wandrew88 at gmail.com; or by post to: W. Andrew
York; POB 201117; Austin TX 78720-1117
Eternal Sunshine Game
Section
Diplomacy,
“More Than Ever”, 2021A, F 05
Austria: Andy Lischett – andy@lischett.com – Retreat A Bulgaria - Serbia..
A Apulia Itches to Do
Something (Hold), A Bohemia Supports A Tyrolia – Vienna, F Ionian Sea - Aegean
Sea,
A Piedmont Supports A
Gascony – Marseilles, A Serbia Supports A Vienna – Budapest, A Tyrolia – Vienna,
F Tyrrhenian Sea - Ionian
Sea, A Vienna – Budapest,
F Western Mediterranean
Supports F Spain(sc) - Mid-Atlantic Ocean.
England <Civil Disorder>: F Irish Sea Unordered.
France: Brad Wilson - fullfathomfive675@gmail.com - A Gascony – Marseilles,
F London Supports F North Sea,
F Spain(sc) -
Mid-Atlantic Ocean, F Wales - Liverpool (*Fails*).
Germany: Andy
York – wandrew88@gmail.com - A Belgium – Ruhr, A Burgundy – Munich, A Kiel – Denmark,
A Marseilles Hold
(*Dislodged*, retreat to Burgundy or Spain or OTB), F Mid-Atlantic Ocean –
Brest,
A Munich – Silesia, F North Sea Hold, A Paris Hold.
Russia: Simon Langley-Evans - slangers1964@gmail.com - F Bulgaria(ec) - Black
Sea,
A Constantinople Supports
F Rumania - Bulgaria(ec), A Galicia Supports A Ukraine – Rumania,
A Liverpool Supports F
Yorkshire - Edinburgh (*Cut*), F North Atlantic Ocean Supports A Liverpool,
F Norway Hold, F Rumania
- Bulgaria(ec), A Smyrna Hold, A Ukraine – Rumania, F Yorkshire - Edinburgh.
Paul Milewski resigned,
so his order for this season was not used.
Andy York has taken
over as Germany
A/G/R Draw Fails
Supply Center Chart
Austria: Budapest, Greece, Naples, Rome, Serbia,
Trieste, Tunis, Venice, Vienna=9 Even
England: None=0 OUT!!
France: London, Marseilles, Portugal, Spain?=3
or 4 Even
or Remove 1
Germany: Belgium, Berlin, Brest, Denmark, Holland,
Kiel, Munich,
Paris, Spain? = 8 or 9
Build
1
Russia: Ankara, Bulgaria, Constantinople,
Edinburgh, Liverpool, Moscow, Norway,
Rumania, Sevastopol,
Smyrna, St Petersburg, Sweden, Warsaw=13 Build 3
PRESS
Madrid: A new world order, perhaps. Meanwhile, more sherry,
please.
Deadline for W 05/S 06 is December 10th at 7am
My Time
Where in the World is
Kendo Nagasaki?
The Rules were in
Eternal Sunshine #131, read them if you want a detailed explanation and
examples. Basically, this is a guessing
game, trying to guess the mystery person and their location (both chosen by me
before the game started). Closest guess
gets a public clue and notification they were the closest. Everyone else sees the clue but has to figure
out on their own who was the closest that turn.
Turn 1
Ralph Waldo Emerson in Stony
Rapids, Saskatchewan, Canada
Simon Langley-Evans:
Theodore Roosevelt in Cork,
Ireland
Richard Smith:
Alice Cooper in Alice Springs,
Australia
David Burgess:
Vladimir Putin in Hell, Michigan
John David Galt:
Elon Musk in Kourou, French Guiana
Andy Lischett:
Lee Van Cleef in Fairbanks, Alaska
Tom Howell:
Nathaniel Parker in New Scotland
Yard, London
Brad Wilson:
Josh Hawley in Antwerp, Belgium
Dane Maslen:
Volodymyr Zelensky in Kyiv,
Ukraine
Jack McHugh:
David Koresh in Wako, Texas
Mark Firth:
Mortimer Mouse, in Hoboken. New Jersey
John David Galt:
George
Herbert Walker Bush in Mar-a-Lago, Florida
Brad Wilson:
William Ewart
Gladstone in Yerevan, Armenia
David Burgess:
Genghis Khan in
Sidney, Australia
Dane Maslen:
Neil Armstrong
in Hanoi, Vietnam
Richard Smith:
Che Guevara
in La Paz, Bolivia
Simon Langley-Evans:
Charles
Darwin is in Berlin, Germany
Tom Howell:
Saparmurat
Atayevich Niyazov in Balkanabat, Turkmenistan
Andy Lischett:
James Monroe
in Oslo, Norway
Jack McHugh:
Alexander
Graham Bell in Munich, Germany
Kevin Wilson:
Albert
Einstein in Perth, Australia
Mark Firth:
Christian
Bale, in Vejle, Denmark.
Hint to Person Placed
Closest to Me:
We were born in the same country. I died nearly 400 years before you were born.
Turn 3
John David Galt:
Sir Francis
Drake in Sebastopol, California
Simon Langley-Evans:
King John of
England in Warsaw, Poland
Tom Howell:
John Burley in
Rumbek, Lakes State, South Sudan
Richard Smith:
Humayun in
Kabul, Afghanistan
Dane Maslen:
Sir John
Donne in Akkystau, Kazakhstan
Andy Lischett:
William de
Greystoke in St. Petersburg, Russia
David Burgess:
William
Shakespeare in Hiroshima, Japan
Kevin Wilson:
Richard II in
Tbilisi, Georgia
Mark Firth:
Richard of
York in Plovdiv, Bulgaria
Brad Wilson:
Chaucer in
Teheran, Iran
Jack McHugh:
Galileo
Galilei in Guangzhou, China
Hint to Person Placed
Closest to Me:
Right country (of birth).
I knew relatives of yours, but died before your 20th year.
Turn 4
John David Galt:
Pope Pius XI
in Shanghai, China
Simon Langley-Evans:
Charles V of
France is in Kyiv, Ukraine
Richard Smith:
William
Courtenay (former Archbishop of Canterbury) in Elazig, Turkey
Dane Maslen:
Henry
Bolingbroke (aka Henry IV) in Tsarevo, Bulgaria
Andy Lischett:
Phyllis
Diller in Tabriz, Iran
David Burgess:
Alice Cooper
in Oslo, Norway
Mark Firth:
Richard
Whittington in Varna, Bulgaria
Brad Wilson:
Chaucer in
Tbilisi, Georgia
Jack McHugh:
Joan of Arc
in Bucharest, Romania
Kevin Wilson:
William
Caxton in Budapest, Hungary
Hint to Person Placed
Closest to Me:
I was born before you and died after you. I worked with you, and for you.
Turn 5
Simon Langley-Evans:
Ralph Neville
(1st Earl of Westmoreland) in Larissa, Greece
David Burgess:
Raoul de
Gaucourt in Moscow, Russia
Dane Maslen:
Sir William
Gascoigne in Primorsko, Bulgaria
Richard Smith:
John of Gaunt
at Rustavi, Georgia
Andy Lischett:
Thomas
Arundel in Burgas, Bulgaria
John David Galt:
Cardinal
Richelieu in Pressburg, Austria
Brad Wilson:
Sir John
Falstaff in Adrianople (Edirne), Turkey
Mark Firth:
Richard Whittington,
in Burgas, Bulgaria
Hint to Person Placed
Closest to Me:
I was born before you and died after you. We supported the same side in a conflict.
Turn 6
John David Galt:
Henry VI in
Burgas, Bulgaria
Simon Langley-Evans:
Bishop John
Fordham in Patras, Greece
Richard Smith:
Henry Ware (bishop
of Chichester) in Ahtopol, Bulgaria
Brad Wilson:
Henry V in
Salonika, Greece
Dane Maslen:
Hugh Luttrell
in Tobruk, Libya
Kevin Smith:
Sir Peter
Buckton in Vizitsa, Malko Tarnovo, Bulgaria
Andy Lischett:
Henry V in
Basra, Iraq
Jack McHugh:
Humphrey of
Lancaster, Sofia, Bulgaria
Mark Firth:
Ralph
Neville, in Chernomorets, Sozopol, Bulgaria
Hint to Person Placed
Closest to Me:
We died within five years of each other. We appear in the same Shakespeare play.
Turn 7
Simon Langley-Evans:
Sir Thomas
Erpingham in Athens, Greece
Dane Maslen:
Sir Thomas
Erpingham in Kos Town, Kos, Greece
David Burgess:
Sir John
Falstaff in Lovech, Bulgaria
Richard Smith:
Sir Thomas
Erpingham in Corinth, Greece
Andy Lischett:
Edward of
Westminster (Prince of Wales) in Kalamata, Greece
John David Galt:
Queen
Margerite d'Anjou in Thessalonika, Greece
Mark Firth:
Sir John
Falstaff in Ruse, Bulgaria
Brad Wilson:
Thomas Percy,
1st Earl of Worcester in Ankara, Turkey
Jack McHugh:
Thomas
Beaufort in Sparta, Greece
Tom Howell:
Thomas
Beaufort in Knossos, Crete
Hint to Person Placed
Closest to Me:
You know who I am, but not where I am.
Turn 8
John David Galt:
Sir Thomas
Erpingham in Santorini, Greece
Tom Howell:
Sir Thomas
Erpingham in Evdilos, Ikaria, Greece
Simon Langley-Evans:
Sir Thomas
Erpingham is in Kalamata, Greece
Dane Maslen:
Sir Thomas Erpingham
in Kalymnos, Greece
Richard Smith:
Sir Thomas
Erpingham in Kalymnos, Greece
Andy Lischett:
Sir Thomas
Erpingham in Argos, Greece
Jack McHugh:
Henry Holland
in Sofia, Bulgaria
Brad Wilson:
Thomas
Beaufort in Rhodes, Greece
Mark Firth:
Sir Thomas
Erpingham, in Volos, Greece
Hint to Person Placed
Closest to Me:
You know where I am, but not who I am.
Deadline for Turn 9 is December 10th at 7am My Time
By Popular Demand
The
goal is to pick something that fits the category and will be the "most
popular" answer. You score points based on the number of entries that
match yours. For example, if the category is "Cats" and the responses
were 7 for Persian, 3 for Calico and 1 for Siamese, everyone who said Persian
would get 7 points, Calico 3 and the lone Siamese would score 1 point. The
cumulative total over 10 rounds will determine the overall winner. Anyone may
enter at any point, starting with an equivalent point total of the lowest
cumulative score from the previous round. If a person misses a round, they'll
receive the minimum score from the round added to their cumulative total. In
each round you may specify one of your answers as your Joker answer. Your
score for this answer will be doubled. In other words, if you apply your Joker
to category 3 on a given turn, and 4 other people give the same answer as you,
you get 10 points instead of 5. Players who fail to submit a Joker for any
specific turn will have their Joker automatically applied to the first
category. And, if you want to submit some commentary with your answers, feel
free to. The game will consist of 10 rounds.
The score for Round 10 is doubled.
Turn 3 Categories:
1.
A makeup brand.
2.
A pill you might take every day.
3.
A number between 91 and 99.
4.
A game children play at recess.
5.
A Max Von Sydow movie.
Joker category shown in BOLD. Most popular answer shown in the bottom row.
Andy Lischett earned the top score of 32
this round (out of a possible 37). Mark
Firth gets the low score of 15.
Comments by Category:
A
makeup brand: None.
A
pill you might take every day: None.
A
number between 91 and 99: Kevin Wilson – “Right down the middle for the Joker and
95. We’ll see.” Brad Wilson – “One of my
favorite Haydn symphonies is No. 95, so ...”
A
game children play at recess: Paul Milewski – “I cannot recall ever playing
a game during school recess periods. Ohio Revised Code Sec. 3313.48(A)(3)
mandates "morning and afternoon recess periods of not more than 15 minutes
duration per period for pupils in grades kindergarten through six." What
game can you play in 15 minutes?” [[Tag, jump rope, catch, hopscotch,
king of the hill. Plenty of games you
can play that have no specific end. In
elementary school we used to play a game called “kill the guy” where we’d take
a football and throw it in the air. The
idea was whoever caught it tried to keep away from everyone else. The rest of us had the task of trying to
tackle him and steal the ball. At which
point, we became the target. It ended
when time ran out, there was no designated winner. Just a lot of grass stains, skinned knees,
and bruises.]]
A
Max Von Sydow movie:
Paul Milewski – “My favorite Max von Sydow movies are Dune (1984) and Buck
Rogers (1980). Of course, the object in BPD is to guess which of those two most
participants will pick, so I'm going with Dune.” [[I got VERY confused by this until I
realized you had just misspoken and meant Flash Gordon, as he wasn’t in Buck
Rogers and that came out a year earlier in 1979.]]
General
Comments:
Andy Lischett – “I did awful last time but these look easy. Comparing my
answers with Carol's, Revlon should beat Maybelline, but Tag should beat
Hopscotch. I picked The Exorcist as my Joker because after two days I still
can't think of another Max von Sydow movie.”
[[The first two that come to mind today are Needful Things and
Three Days of the Condor. And Dune. But more than any, The Seventh Seal.]] Kevin Wilson – “Some tough ones this
time. Lots of make up brands, MVS movies
and drugs. We’ll see.”
By Popular Demand
Turn 4 Categories –
Remember to Specify a Joker Category
3.
A restaurant chain that doesn’t exist anymore (or barely does).
4.
Something you frequently run out of.
5.
A Christopher Guest movie.
Deadline for Turn 4 is December 10th at 7am My Time
Deadline for the next issue of Eternal Sunshine is: Saturday
December 10, 2022 at 7am My Time (U.S. central time) – some games and subzines
earlier