May
2014
By Douglas Kent 911
Irene Drive, Mesquite, TX 75149
Email: diplomacyworld@yahoo.com or dougray30@yahoo.com
On the web at http://www.whiningkentpigs.com
– or go directly to the Diplomacy section at http://www.whiningkentpigs.com/DW/. Also be sure to visit the official Diplomacy
World website which can be found at http://www.diplomacyworld.net.
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Quote Of The Month – “All the crap and hurt and disappointment. It’s all being wiped away.” (Joel in “Eternal
Sunshine of the Spotless Mind”)
Welcome to Eternal
Sunshine, the only zine that sucks more than a vacuum cleaner. I can tell it sucks because nobody EVER signs
up for my game openings. Pretty soon
I’ll cancel them all, and then we’ll be left with just the current games…and if
that happens, when they finish the zine goes away.
But, this issue we’re going VARIANT CRAZY! If you check out the game openings I’ve got a
pile of variant games available, with rules and maps to
many of them printed this issue. Take a
look and sign up! In the meantime,
there’s also the normal Diplomacy opening if you want to stick to what you’re
used to….I’d love to get that game filled, and soon!
Heath Gardner’s Equinox is still on its brief hiatus while he and
his wife recover from the upheaval of the sudden death of their beloved dog,
plus a number of other roadblocks and speed bumps. Poor guy never seems to get a break…so if you
want to send him an email of well wishes or “we miss you but take your time
getting back” please feel free. Equinox WILL return
in the next issue or two, and I look forward to continuing my participation in
a number of his games.
I was going to have a new You Don’t Know Me interview, but with
hours to the deadline I am still missing the final set of questions and
answers, so that’ll probably not appear until ES #89. I really need to get on the stick and line up
some more.
In the past month I received a few more rejection letters from
Literary Agents…but I’m still plodding along, hoping to find one who is
interested in “It’s Their House; I’m Just a Guest.” I figure in a month or two
I’ll be ready to start more focused work on the next memoir, which will
be the one dealing with my marriage to Mara.
As before, I may print versions of some of the chapters here in the zine
along the way.
Not much else to say right now…Mavericks are holding on against
the Spurs, and the Texas Rangers are tied for first place despite having about
50 players on the DL. So no complaints
on the sports front!
Now go figure out what game openings you’re gonna
sign up for, and I’ll see you in June!
Playlist:
Blood Test – Kris Delmhorst; Singles 45 and Under –
Squeeze; Greatest Hits – James Taylor; Return to Waves – Vanessa Lively.
Last month, we gave
you these hypothetical questions or situations: #1 – A friend has
forgotten about a book he loaned you.
You want the book and can’t get another copy. Do you keep it? #2 – A professor is failing you as a result
of a personality conflict. You have
penetrated the university’s computer. Do
you raise your mark?
Heather
Taylor – #1 – For awhile, but then I would let them know that I have it and
would they be willing to let me buy it from them or trade something for it.
#2 – No, cause it would so come back to bite me in the ass…but I
could never hack into a computer system…so it really wouldn’t be an issue.
Melinda
Holley - #1 - No. I tell my friend that
I've always wanted this book and ask if I can buy it from him. If it's a real friend, he'll do the deal.
#2 - No. In fact, I try to erase all traces that I've
been in the university's computer. I do,
however, file a formal complaint with the administration since I'm sure I've
kept clear and concise records and have witnesses to back up my story. If I don't, I'm screwed and need to learn to
keep records and witnesses.
Andy
York - #1 - Not without his agreement, I'd ask and accept whatever he
chose. In fact, on Thursday I'm returning three books to the folks that sit
behind me at the Round Rock game that they loaned me at the end of last season.
I've only been able to find one of them, but I'll keep looking.
#2 - Nope,
as I wouldn't have penetrated the computer in the first place. If the
prof and I had a personality conflict, I'd switch classes early in the semester
(more or less the same thing has happened and the switch was successful - in
fact more than one person said I wasn't the only one that had difficulties with
him). If it was a necessary class, I'd document anything of note and use
administrative procedures to handle the situation.
Andy Lischett - #1 - No, I don't keep the book. I
ask him if he needs it back and - if not - "borrow" it another few
years.
#2 - Probably
not. I've never worried much about grades, even in college, and I
don't know the consequences of failing a course. Perhaps one would have to
retake it, or take something else to get to the required number of credits. The
only way I might hack the computer is if failing that course would mean taking
it again with the same professor. Otherwise, I would complain to the prof's boss
or bosses (unless I were doing D work, in which case
I'd deserve to fail anyway), which might or might not help.
Dick
Martin - #1 - if i can't get another copy (hello,
amazon!) it must be pretty valuable, so no. but i
don't rush to return it if i'm going to be reading it
soon
#2 - no, i don't have any qualms about retaking a class with a
different/better prof. besides, if you've penetrated the school computers there
are more interesting things you can do than just change a grade. :)
Jack
McHugh - #1 - No...I'd offer to buy it from him.
#2
–Sure--if I'm dishonest enough to hack into the university computer, why
wouldn't I be dishonest enough to raise my grade???
Rick Desper - #1 - Really weird situation. For one thing, I'm not into possessing books. I like books, but the point to a book is to
read it, not to possess it. I'd probably
give the book back even if my friend had forgotten about it.
#2 - The
premise baffles me. I've never had
problems getting good grades, and I've never made a "personality
conflict" an excuse for a poor academic performance. And most of the people I've seen who do such
a thing are just in denial about the grade they actually deserve. This question requires me to suspend
disbelief a bit too much. I cannot
imagine being in such a situation.
John Biehl - #1 - No, I would not keep the
book. I would give it back. It's not mine and somewhere a copy of that book
will exist (that I can eventually obtain it). I would alternately, offer to buy
the book from my friend as a possible way to gain ownership of it.
#2 - I
would definitely not alter my grade even though I could surreptitiously via
'hacking a computer'. If I was later caught I might be expelled. Also, the
Professor probably gave me the grade I deserved. If there was some doubt or
reason for doubting the Professor's fairness because of a 'personality
conflict' then the recourse would be to appeal the grade to a third party
mediation process.
Robin ap Cynan
- #1 - Yes. It’s just a book. But if they ask for it back I give it
back (not without trying hard to get another copy first)…
#2 – Yes-
and take out a contract on the Prof to take effect before the marks are
published.
Tom
Howell - #1 - Nah.
Maybe I keep it long enough to read it again before I return it. If I want it bad enough, I'll be able to turn
up another copy somewhere.
#2 – Huh? If I'm failing, it's because I'm not studying
enough. That may be because of a
'personality conflict', but more likely to be because I find the material
uninteresting. As for the computer
system's problems, I take those to a friend in the Data Processing center and
tell him they need to tighten things up just a bit.
Steve
Cooley - #1 - No. It's not mine.
#2 – No, I
use the access to change everyone else's grade to an F. Comedy ensues.
For Next Month (For the time being, I am often selecting
questions from the game “A Question of Scruples” which was published in 1984 by
High Games Enterprises). Remember you can make
your answers as detailed as you wish.: #1 – A childhood
friend from overseas is in the country and wishes to visit you. You have not been in contact for 20 years and
have little time or space. Do you extend
your hospitality? #2 – The person you
have been living with hints at suicide if you carry out your intention to
leave. Do you leave as intended?
Seen on DVD and
Netflix – Book of Shadows: Blair Witch II (B+, better than I
remembered), Stiches the Clown (B+, relist from last month where I
forgot the movie since I had excluded “the clown” from the title, a lot of dark
humor), Vertigo (B, I keep forgetting this one doesn’t
hold up so well), Puppet Master (C-, it was cool when it first came out,
now it is just a bore), Sinister (A-,
one of the creepier horror films recently), Contracted (B+, lower
budget but good performances), The
Auction (B+, slow-moving but well-acted), Bloody Birthday (C-, some of the lower end of early 80’s VHS
horror), Texas Chainsaw (C+, they
lose most of the creepiness of the original), The Hole (B, the ending wasn’t great but the dialogue was spot-on),
Chillerama (B+, despite one of the parts being a
terrible bore most of the film was great humorous horror), Screamtime (D, three bad movies or TV episodes strung together by more crap),
Salinger (B-, not a bad documentary
but the point is never well made), The Reverend
(C-, a few laughs, mostly a yawner), The
Prophecy (C+, I think I am finally tired of this movie, having seen it so
many times); Thanatomorphose (B-, strangely interesting film despite the
“big message” being lost somewhere), Axed
(B-, some dark humor and rather good acting for a film where most of the
plot is obvious), To Catch a Thief (B+,
makes you wish the world still looked like that).
Andy York: Getting to ES head of the curve. I hope all's going
well in Dallas (it's got to be better than the Rangers home opener yesterday!).
Round Rock's first game is Thursday night and I'm looking forward to another
season. Should have a lot of major leaguers (Profar,
Hamilton, Soto, etc.) doing rehab assignments before they return to Arlington.
I'm sort of hoping they'll put Darvish into a rehab
game Sat/Sun - that would be great to see!
Sorry
I didn't get my baseball predictions in on time, too much going on around here
sometimes. I'd have chosen the Rangers to go all the way (have to, don't I?).
We could see both wild cards teams from the AL West as well.
Jim Burgess: I really don't
like Columbo all that much, but we've also been
watching old episodes of it relatively regularly, along with old episodes of
Cannon (which I find more fun, strangely).
In
the Columbo thingie they
used to do, I liked McMillan and Wife and McCloud much better, but we've been
watching on the MeTV cable network and they don't
have those.
[[Banacek was, from what I recall, the most intelligent of
all the mystery wheel shows, but it was too complicated for typical viewers. I’ve been watching some MeTV
too, mainly things like Thriller and Alfred Hitchcock
when I want some old-style time kill.]]
Banacek.... Completely agree,
he had an episode with Broderick Crawford and a great one with Peter Marshall
as a magician. I don't remember it as
being hard to follow at all, but it didn't last long, only about two
seasons. He didn't hide being greedy and
making money.
Per Westling: Since I made my list I have watched
season 1 of a British TV series, Utopia. Very British, indead. It is one of those Big Conspiracy themes.
But it was done in a new way, very nicely done. It seems HBO will be doing an American
version of it, and I can see that the original would probably not work in the
US. Maybe the HBO version will be aired later this year. Anyway, it is hard to know if a new series
will stand the test of time, so we'll see if it makes the list in 5 years.
Eternal Sunshine Index – ESI
A Scientific
Measure of Zine Health
Current Index: 69.13
+0.90%
The Eternal Sunshine Index
is a stock-market-like index of the zine. You don’t do anything in this game,
except write press or commentary on price movements (or why you think your
stock should have gone up or down). I
move the prices beginning with next issue based on my own private formula of
quantity and quality zine participation (NMR’s, press, columns, etc.). Any new zine participants become new issues
valued at at 50, but the stock for anyone who disappears will remain
listed. The average of all listed stocks
will result in the ESI closing value each month, which will be charted issue to
issue after we have a few months’ worth of data. If you don’t like the stock symbol I have
assigned you, you may petition the exchange to change it. Blame Phil Murphy for suggesting this section
to me.
Market
Commentary: While the ESI rally continues, it begins to slow. Could this be a sign of a top? Will the NMRs begin to spread? Or will signups and participation swoop in
and save the day?
Stock |
Price |
% +/- |
AJK
- Allison Kent |
82 |
1.2% |
ALM
- Hank Alme |
45 |
2.3% |
AMB - Amber Smith |
0.01 |
0.0% |
AND - Lance Anderson |
0.01 |
0.0% |
BAB - Chris Babcock |
15 |
7.1% |
BAT - Andy Bate |
60 |
1.7% |
BIE - John Biehl |
135 |
1.5% |
BLA
- Larry Peery |
67 |
3.1% |
BRG
- Martin Burgdorf |
123 |
1.7% |
BWD
- Brad Wilson |
143 |
1.4% |
CAK
- Andy Lischett |
123 |
1.7% |
CAL - Cal White |
0.01 |
0.0% |
CHC - Chuy Cronin |
0.01 |
0.0% |
CIA - Tom Swider |
0.01 |
0.0% |
CKW
- Kevin Wilson |
121 |
1.7% |
CKY
- Carol Kay |
37 |
2.8% |
DAN
- Dane Maslen |
117 |
1.7% |
DBG - David Burgess |
0.01 |
0.0% |
DGR - David Grabar |
0.01 |
0.0% |
DTC
- Brendan Whyte |
108 |
1.9% |
DUK
- Don Williams |
75 |
0.0% |
FRD - Fred Wiedemeyer |
25 |
-16.7% |
FRG
- Jeremie Lefrancois |
0.01 |
0.0% |
FRT - Mark Firth |
119 |
1.7% |
GAR - Heath Gardner |
90 |
-2.2% |
GRA - Graham Wilson |
0.01 |
0.0% |
HAP - Hugh Polley |
55 |
1.9% |
HDT
- Heather Taylor |
123 |
1.7% |
HLJ - Harley Jordan |
75 |
-12.8% |
JOD - Jeff O'Donnell |
30 |
-14.3% |
KMP - Geoff Kemp |
112 |
1.8% |
KVT
- Kevin Tighe |
1 |
-50.0% |
LAT
- David Latimer |
95 |
1.1% |
LCR - Larry Cronin |
0.01 |
0.0% |
MRK - Mark Nelson |
0.01 |
0.0% |
MCC - David McCrumb |
1 |
-50.0% |
MCR - Michael Cronin |
0.01 |
0.0% |
MIM
- Michael Moulton |
0.01 |
0.0% |
MRC
- Marc Ellinger |
124 |
1.6% |
OTS - Tom Howell |
118 |
1.7% |
PER
- Per Westling |
125 |
1.6% |
PJM - Phil Murphy |
30 |
-9.1% |
QUI - Michael Quirk |
24 |
4.3% |
RAC
- Robin ap Cynan |
79 |
1.3% |
RDP
- Rick Desper |
125 |
2.5% |
REB
- Melinda Holley |
130 |
2.4% |
RED
- Paraic Reddington |
115 |
-6.5% |
RWE
- Richard Weiss |
178 |
4.7% |
SAK
- Jack McHugh |
285 |
3.6% |
TAP
- Jim Burgess |
192 |
3.8% |
VOG
- Pat Vogelsang |
0.01 |
0.0% |
WAY
- W. Andrew York |
120 |
1.7% |
WLK - Richard Walkerdine |
141 |
0.0% |
WWW - William Wood |
0.01 |
0.0% |
YLP - Paul Milewski |
166 |
1.2% |
Where in the World is Kendo Nagasaki?
Rules in ES #58.
Send in your guesses. I’ve played
this in Brandon Whyte’s Damn the Consequences a few times and it’s fun, takes
only a minute or two each turn, and helps you work your brain! As soon as this one ends, a new one will
begin.
ROUND 1
Hank Alme:
Joan
Rivers in Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam
Tom Howell:
John
Cusack in Bangui, Central African Republic
Richard Weiss:
Oliver
Cromwell in Asuncion, Paraguay
Kevin Wilson:
Edgar
Allen Poe in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
Andy Lischett:
Terry
Thomas in Tarrytown, New York
Jim Burgess:
Franz
Ferdinand in Sarajevo
John Biehl:
Sir
Francis Drake in Utica, NY
Brendan Whyte:
Diana
Rigg on Wake Island
Rick Desper:
Chevy
Chase in Chevy Chase, Maryland
Marc Ellinger:
Vladimir
Putin in Kiev, Ukraine
Jack McHugh:
Plato
in Lima, Peru
Mark Firth:
Kim
Jong-un in Torremolinos, Spain
Hint to the Person
in the Closest Geographical Guess: You’re alive and I am dead.
PRESS
Richard Weiss: I was really
hoping you were trying to mess with our heads by the use of the preposition
"on" for the last clue. One
says on tv and on records
but not on movies. Ed Sullivan in
Amarillo was the most likely closest, but I still resisted.
Richard Weiss: Andy congratulations. I appreciate you style of picking a person
and a city with the same name. This time
you hit a winner. I remain curious about
your next choice of "Paul Revere," obviously not in the same
industry, unless you were thinking of the rock band Paul Revere, as I first
thought, until I reviewed the band and found out that no one had that name. A great misdirection call.
Andy Lischett: Weee! I like winning! It
was a tossup between Odessa and Lubbock, but Ukraine was all over the news so I
picked Odessa.
Deadline
for Turn 2 is: May 27th at 7am my time
Brain Farts: The Only
Subsubzine With It’s Own Fragrance
By Jack “Flapjack” McHugh – jwmchughjr@gmail.com
(or just email Doug and
he’ll send it to me)
Issue #66
I’m working still, which is a good
thing. But I barely make enough to
survive. Plus it seems like no matter
what I do I get screwed over.
A few weeks ago I had to go to Jersey
City for training. They paid for a hotel
for one night, but no per diem. And they
warned us not to charge anything to the room, even if we planned to pay them
back. I guess it is some kind of
accounting hassle for them. So sorry that somebody might have to do their damn job.
So when I checked in at the hotel the
chirpy little female behind the counter kept trying to push extra services on
me. And I kept telling her NO, even if
they were free.
“Wakeup call?” “NO!”
“Turndown service?” “NO!”
“Shoe shine?” “NO!”
“Dry cleaning service?” “NO!”
Then when I started to walk away, I got
paranoid. What if I hit the wrong
buttons on the TV remote and got charged for something? So I went back to her.
“Actually, there is one thing I need. I want all of the porn and adult movies on my
television disabled.”
And this beeotch
has the nerve to get mad at me! “That’s
disgusting! All of our adult movies are
normal films. If you want to watch some
disabled people having sex you should go to some adult film store. Sicko!”
I can’t win…ever.
ZERO SUM, Subzine to Eternal Sunshine, Issue 22 April 27, 2014
Published by Richard Weiss. richardweiss@higherquality.com
Game Offerings:
Games Being Played:
Where In The
World Is Kendo Nagasaki
|
ROUND ONE GUESSES AND THOUGHTS |
|
Player |
Guess Name |
Location |
Heath Gardner |
Mike Krzyzewski |
At the Hagia Sophia, Istanbul |
Jim Burgess |
Euripedes |
At the Summit of Mt. Fuji, Japan |
Kevin Wilson |
Sir Edmund Hillary |
At the Summit of Mount Everest |
Doug Kent |
Amadeus Mozart |
Ankara, Turkey |
Clue, from Kendo
Nagasaki: You are higher than me, in more ways than one.
|
ROUND TWO GUESSES AND THOUGHTS |
|
Player |
Guess Name |
Location |
Heath Gardner |
||
Jim Burgess |
||
Kevin Wilson |
Socrates |
Taj Mahal |
Doug Kent |
Geoffrey Rush |
Mt. Ararat |
Clue, from Kendo
Nagasaki: “You are higher than I am. I
am taught to students in the “hard sciences.”
World Cup
Tournament
Deadline for
World Cup Tournament entries is 8 AM, Pacific US Time,
Saturday May 24, 2014.
Press is always
welcome. Write often and early.
Questions are
always appreciated.
Early entrants
or signing up and providing biting commentary are welcome.
Entrants (so
far):
1. Brad Wilson
2. Geoff Kemp
3. Per Wrestling
Send me, by 8
AM Saturday 24 May, richardweiss@higherquality.com:
1. Your two teams in each of the eight
brackets;
2. Your final four teams;
3. Select one of your final four teams as
the World Cup Champion;
4. Select one team for lowest goals
against average throughout the tournament;
Getting
Points in the First (Bracket) Round:
Each entrant picks two teams in each group.
For each game in the first round (the brackets) when a team you selected
wins – you get 3 points. For each game
one of your team draws, you get one point.
The points for wins (3) and draws (1) for the entrant’s 16 teams are
added up and count toward the final score.
As examples, If Côte d'Ivoire wins three games in the first round,
every person who selected them would have earned 9 points. If Japan had one draw and two losses in that
bracket – persons who selected Japan earn one point.
Getting
Points in the Round of 16 through the Championship Match:
Each entrant picks the final four and the World Cup winner.
For each victory in the Round of 16 and the rest of the way, each time
one of the entrant’s final four team’s wins, the entrant gets 3 more points. No
one can score points for the World Cup game winner unless he or she picked
them. All the points from these games are added to the points gained during the
First Round.
In case of a
tie in total points -
there will be a tie breaker. Each player
will select the country in the tournament they expect will have the lowest
average goals against them throughout the tournament. The tied player with the team that had the
lowest average goals against, wins.
If,
after the tie breaker,
two or more persons remain tied as co-winners, congratulations.
Group A |
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Team |
MP |
W |
D |
L |
GF |
GA |
Pts |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
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0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
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0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
Group B |
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Team |
MP |
W |
D |
L |
GF |
GA |
Pts |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
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0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
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0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
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0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
Group C |
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Team |
MP |
W |
D |
L |
GF |
GA |
Pts |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
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0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
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0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
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0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
Group D |
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Team |
MP |
W |
D |
L |
GF |
GA |
Pts |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
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0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
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0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
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0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
Group E |
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Team |
MP |
W |
D |
L |
GF |
GA |
Pts |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
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0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
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0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
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0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
Group F |
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Team |
MP |
W |
D |
L |
GF |
GA |
Pts |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
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0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
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0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
Group G |
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Team |
MP |
W |
D |
L |
GF |
GA |
Pts |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
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0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
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0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
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0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
Group H |
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Team |
MP |
W |
D |
L |
GF |
GA |
Pts |
0 |
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The
basic operating rules are the same as those in the Diplomacy rulebook, with the
exception of the variant rules listed below. The game is played on a large map,
encompassing the entire world.
The
powers and their opening positions differ from the standard, as one would
expect. They are as follows (Colonies are in italics):
Austria: A Vienna, A Budapest, F Trieste, A
Surinam, F Tahiti.
China: A Peking, A Xian, A Wuhan, F Amoy.
England: F Edinburgh, F London, A
Ecuador, A Nigeria, F Malaya.
France: A Paris, A Bordeaux, F Toulon, A
Dakar, A Quebec.
Netherlands: A Antwerp, F Hague, A
Florida, A Angola, F Melbourne.
Ottoman: A Izmir, A Jerusalem, A Baghdad, F
Istanbul, F Hawaii.
Portugal: A Lagos, F Lisbon, A
Alaska, A Brazil, A Goa.
Russia: A Moscow, A Omsk, A Kiev, F St.
Petersburg (SC), F Vladivostok, A Cape Colony.
Spain: A Madrid, F Valencia, A
Mexico, A Somalia, F Manila.
The game starts in Spring
1750 (A change from Spring 1751 which I'd had before -- May 11, 2003).
1. Note that the provinces on the eastern edges of the map are
the same as those on the western edge. Thus, a fleet could move from Bismarck
Sea to South Pacific Ocean to Peru, and vice versa.
2. Those
islands that are marked as "neutral supply centres",
as well as Island Colonies, may be occupied by an army. An Army dislodged from
an island centre may retreat to another island or a
mainland province by convoy, provided that there is a Fleet available to make
the convoy and that the convoy does not exceed one sea-space. The retreating
army and the convoying fleet must be of the same nationality. This rule applies
ONLY to Armies dislodged from island centres. For the
purposes of this rule, England and Australia are not considered islands.
3. There
are certain supply centres that are colonies.
Colonies are building centres for whichever Power
owns them. For instance, if Ecuador (originally English) is captured by
Austria, then next Fall, Austria can build a unit
there. They start under the control of the Power with a starting unit placed
there. The colonies are: Alaska, Quebec, Florida, Mexico, Ecuador, Surinam,
Brazil, Dakar, Nigeria, Angola, Cape Colony, Somalia, Goa, Malaya, Manila,
Hawaii, Melbourne, and Tahiti.
4. There
are three special supply centres that may be
used for building purposes by specified Powers. The centres
and Powers are:
Crimea: Russia and Ottoman
Naples: Spain and Austria
Nanking: China
The centres may be used for
building only after being occupied. For all other Powers, these centres function as neutral supply centres.
5. The
Arctic Ocean and the continent of Antarctica are impassible.
6. The
arctic coast of Siberia is passable to Fleets. That is, the moves F Siberia
-> Ural and F Ural -> Siberia are legal.
7. A
victory shall consist of ownership of 50 Supply Centres
or by concession vote. In order for a concession proposal to be approved, the
proposal must carry a three-fourths (3/4 or 75%) majority of all Supply Centres, excluding any that are neutral or owned by a power
in Civil Disorder. Thus, with all supply centres
occupied, Powers controlling 102 centres can end the
game by voting to do so.
8. Several
land areas have two coasts. The complete list is as follows:
1.
East and West
coasts: Arabia, Hanover, Honduras, Mexico,
Panama, Papal States, Siam, Yorkshire
2.
North and South
coasts: Finland, St Petersburg, Suez
3.
Other
combinations: Bulgaria (east, south), Colombia
(north, west), Egypt (east, north)
Fleets moving from Naples to Papal
States, Yemen to Arabia, Malaya to Siam, Istanbul to Bulgaria, Denmark to
Hanover, London to Yorkshire or Edinburgh to Yorkshire
must specify to which coast! To be technically correct, one should always
specify to which coast of a multi-coast area one is moving a fleet.
9. Denmark,
Sweden and Istanbul have only one coast, as in the regular Diplomacy. However,
Black Sea is not directly connected to Eastern Mediterranean Sea, nor is
Helgoland Bight directly connected to Baltic Sea.
Name |
Abbrev |
Continent |
Is a SC? |
Original Owner |
Adriatic Sea |
ADR |
Sea |
No |
. |
Afghanistan |
AFG |
Asia |
Yes |
. |
Alaska |
ALA |
North America |
Yes |
Portugal |
Algeria |
ALG |
Africa |
No |
. |
Amazon |
AMA |
South America |
No |
. |
Amoy |
AMO |
Asia |
Yes |
China |
Andaman Sea |
AND |
Sea |
No |
. |
Angola |
ANG |
Africa |
Yes |
Netherlands |
Antarctic Ocean |
ANO |
Sea |
No |
. |
Antwerp |
ANT |
Europe |
Yes |
Netherlands |
Arabia |
ARA |
Asia |
No |
. |
Arabian Sea |
ARS |
Sea |
No |
. |
Arafura Sea |
AFS |
Sea |
No |
. |
Aragon |
AGN |
Europe |
No |
. |
Argentina |
ARG |
South America |
Yes |
. |
Armenia |
ARM |
Asia |
No |
. |
Ashanti |
ASH |
Africa |
No |
. |
Azores |
AZO |
Asia |
Yes |
. |
Baghdad |
BAG |
Asia |
Yes |
Ottoman |
Bahia |
BAH |
South America |
Yes |
. |
Baltic Sea |
BAL |
Sea |
No |
. |
Barents Sea |
BAR |
Sea |
No |
. |
Bavaria |
BAV |
Europe |
Yes |
. |
Bay of Bengal |
BBG |
Sea |
No |
. |
Bay of Biscay |
BBI |
Sea |
No |
. |
Belem |
BEL |
South America |
Yes |
. |
Bengal |
BEN |
Asia |
Yes |
. |
Benin |
BNN |
Africa |
No |
. |
Bering Strait |
BER |
Sea |
No |
. |
Bhutan |
BHU |
Asia |
No |
. |
Bismarck Sea |
BIS |
Sea |
No |
. |
Black Sea |
BLA |
Sea |
No |
. |
Bolivia |
BOL |
South America |
Yes |
. |
Bordeaux |
BDX |
Europe |
Yes |
France |
Borneo |
BOR |
Asia |
Yes |
. |
Bosnia |
BOS |
Europe |
No |
. |
Brazil |
BRA |
South America |
Yes |
Portugal |
Brittany |
BRI |
Europe |
No |
. |
Budapest |
BUD |
Europe |
Yes |
Austria |
Bulgaria |
BUL |
Europe |
Yes |
. |
Burgundy |
BUR |
Europe |
No |
. |
Burma |
BMA |
Asia |
Yes |
. |
California |
CAL |
North America |
Yes |
. |
Cambodia |
CAM |
Asia |
Yes |
. |
Canaries |
CAN |
Sea |
No |
. |
Cape Colony |
CAP |
Africa |
Yes |
Russia |
Caribbean Sea |
CAR |
Sea |
No |
. |
Caucasus |
CAU |
Asia |
No |
. |
Central Atlantic Ocean |
CAO |
Sea |
No |
. |
Central Pacific Ocean |
CPO |
Sea |
No |
. |
Ceylon |
CEY |
Asia |
Yes |
. |
Chile |
CHI |
South America |
No |
. |
Chinghai |
CHG |
Asia |
No |
. |
Circars |
CIR |
Asia |
No |
. |
Colombia |
COL |
South America |
Yes |
. |
Congo |
CON |
Africa |
Yes |
. |
Coral Sea |
COR |
Sea |
No |
. |
Crimea |
CRI |
Europe |
Yes |
. |
Cuba |
CUB |
North America |
Yes |
. |
Dakar |
DAK |
Africa |
Yes |
France |
Denmark |
DEN |
Europe |
Yes |
. |
Diego Garcia |
DIE |
Asia |
Yes |
. |
East Atlantic Ocean |
EAO |
Sea |
No |
. |
East China Sea |
ECS |
Sea |
No |
. |
East Indian Ocean |
EIO |
Sea |
No |
. |
East Mediterranean Sea |
EMS |
Sea |
No |
. |
East Pacific Ocean |
EPO |
Sea |
No |
. |
Ecuador |
ECU |
South America |
Yes |
England |
Edinburgh |
EDI |
Europe |
Yes |
England |
Egypt |
EGY |
Africa |
Yes |
. |
English Channel |
ENG |
Sea |
No |
. |
Ethiopia |
ETH |
Africa |
Yes |
. |
Fezan |
FEZ |
Africa |
Yes |
. |
Fiji |
FIJ |
Oceania |
Yes |
. |
Finland |
FIN |
Europe |
No |
. |
Flanders |
FND |
Europe |
No |
. |
Florida |
FLO |
North America |
Yes |
Netherlands |
Gabon |
GAB |
Africa |
Yes |
. |
Galicia |
GAL |
Europe |
No |
. |
Ghana |
GHA |
Africa |
Yes |
. |
Gibraltar |
GIB |
Sea |
No |
. |
Goa |
GOA |
Asia |
Yes |
Portugal |
Gobi Desert |
GOB |
Asia |
No |
. |
Grand Banks |
GRA |
Sea |
No |
. |
Greece |
GRE |
Europe |
Yes |
. |
Guam |
GUA |
Oceania |
Yes |
. |
Gulf of Aden |
GAD |
Sea |
No |
. |
Gulf of Alaska |
GAA |
Sea |
No |
. |
Gulf of Calilfornia |
GCA |
Sea |
No |
. |
Gulf of Guinea |
GGU |
Sea |
No |
. |
Gulf of Mexico |
GME |
Sea |
No |
. |
Gulf of Panama |
GPA |
Sea |
No |
. |
Gulf of Siam |
GSI |
Sea |
No |
. |
Hague |
HAG |
Europe |
Yes |
Netherlands |
Hanover |
HAN |
Europe |
Yes |
. |
Hawaii |
HAW |
North America |
Yes |
Ottoman |
Helgoland Bight |
HEL |
Sea |
No |
. |
Hesse |
HES |
Europe |
No |
. |
Honduras |
HON |
North America |
Yes |
. |
Hudson Bay |
HUD |
Sea |
No |
. |
Huelvas |
HUE |
Europe |
No |
. |
Ifni |
IFN |
Africa |
Yes |
. |
Ionian Sea |
ION |
Sea |
No |
. |
Ireland |
IRE |
Europe |
Yes |
. |
Irish Sea |
IRI |
Sea |
No |
. |
Istanbul |
IST |
Asia |
Yes |
Ottoman |
Iwo Jima |
IWO |
Oceania |
Yes |
. |
Izmir |
IZM |
Asia |
Yes |
Ottoman |
Japan |
JAP |
Asia |
Yes |
. |
Java |
JAV |
Asia |
Yes |
. |
Jehol |
JEH |
Asia |
No |
. |
Jerusalem |
JEM |
Asia |
Yes |
Ottoman |
Kalahari |
KAL |
Africa |
No |
. |
Kamerun |
KAM |
Africa |
Yes |
. |
Kashmir |
KAS |
Asia |
No |
. |
Katanga |
KAT |
Africa |
No |
. |
Kazakhstan |
KAZ |
Asia |
No |
. |
Kenya |
KEN |
Africa |
Yes |
. |
Khandesh |
KHA |
Asia |
Yes |
. |
Kiev |
KIE |
Europe |
Yes |
Russia |
Korea |
KOR |
Asia |
Yes |
. |
Kwangtung |
KWA |
Asia |
No |
. |
Lagos |
LAG |
Europe |
Yes |
Portugal |
Laos |
LAO |
Asia |
No |
. |
Leon |
LEO |
Europe |
No |
. |
Libya |
LIB |
Africa |
No |
. |
Ligurian Sea |
LIG |
Sea |
No |
. |
Lisbon |
LIS |
Europe |
Yes |
Portugal |
Lithuania |
LIT |
Europe |
No |
. |
London |
LON |
Europe |
Yes |
England |
Louisiana |
LOU |
North America |
Yes |
. |
Madrid |
MAD |
Europe |
Yes |
Spain |
Mahratta |
MAH |
Asia |
Yes |
. |
Malagasy |
MAL |
Africa |
Yes |
. |
Malay Sea |
MLS |
Sea |
No |
. |
Malaya |
MLA |
Asia |
Yes |
England |
Manaus |
MNS |
South America |
No |
. |
Manchuria |
MAN |
Asia |
Yes |
. |
Manila |
MNL |
Asia |
Yes |
Spain |
Manitoba |
MBA |
North America |
Yes |
. |
Massachusetts |
MAS |
North America |
Yes |
. |
Matto Grosso |
MAT |
South America |
No |
. |
Melbourne |
MEL |
Australia |
Yes |
Netherlands |
Mexico |
MEX |
North America |
Yes |
Spain |
Mid-Atlantic Ocean |
MAO |
Sea |
No |
. |
Missouri |
MIS |
North America |
No |
. |
Mongolia |
MON |
Asia |
Yes |
. |
Morocco |
MOR |
Africa |
Yes |
. |
Moscow |
MOS |
Europe |
Yes |
Russia |
Mozambique |
MOZ |
Africa |
Yes |
. |
Nanking |
NAN |
Asia |
Yes |
. |
Naples |
NAP |
Europe |
Yes |
. |
Natal |
NAT |
Africa |
Yes |
. |
Nepal |
NEP |
Asia |
Yes |
. |
New Guinea |
NWG |
Asia |
Yes |
. |
New Zealand |
NWZ |
Australia |
Yes |
. |
Nigeria |
NIG |
Africa |
Yes |
England |
Nizam |
NIZ |
Asia |
Yes |
. |
North Atlantic Ocean |
NAO |
Sea |
No |
. |
North Pacific Ocean |
NPO |
Sea |
No |
. |
North Sea |
NTH |
Sea |
No |
. |
Norway |
NOR |
Europe |
Yes |
. |
Norwegian Sea |
NWG |
Sea |
No |
. |
Nubia |
NUB |
Africa |
No |
. |
Numidia |
NUM |
Africa |
Yes |
. |
Ohio |
OHI |
North America |
Yes |
. |
Omsk |
OMS |
Asia |
Yes |
Russia |
Ontario |
ONT |
North America |
Yes |
. |
Oregon |
ORE |
North America |
Yes |
. |
Panama |
PAN |
North America |
No |
. |
Papal States |
PPS |
Europe |
Yes |
. |
Paraguay |
PGY |
South America |
No |
. |
Paris |
PAR |
Europe |
Yes |
France |
Patagonia |
PAT |
South America |
No |
. |
Peking |
PEK |
Asia |
Yes |
China |
Persia |
PER |
Asia |
Yes |
. |
Persian Gulf |
PNG |
Sea |
No |
. |
Peru |
PRU |
South America |
Yes |
. |
Philippine Sea |
PHI |
Sea |
No |
. |
Poland |
POL |
Europe |
Yes |
. |
Polynesia |
PYA |
Sea |
No |
. |
Prussia |
PSA |
Europe |
No |
. |
Punjab |
PUN |
Asia |
No |
. |
Quebec |
QUE |
North America |
Yes |
France |
Rabaul |
RAB |
Oceania |
Yes |
. |
Recife |
RIC |
South America |
Yes |
. |
Red Sea |
RED |
Sea |
No |
. |
Rhineland |
RHI |
Europe |
No |
. |
Ross Sea |
ROS |
Sea |
No |
. |
Rumania |
RUM |
Europe |
Yes |
. |
Sahara |
SAH |
Africa |
No |
. |
Samoa |
SAM |
Oceania |
Yes |
. |
Sargasso Sea |
SAR |
Sea |
No |
. |
Savoy |
SAV |
Europe |
Yes |
. |
Saxony |
SAX |
Europe |
No |
. |
SE Atlantic Ocean |
SEA |
Sea |
No |
. |
Sea of Japan |
SOJ |
Sea |
No |
. |
Sea of Okhotsk |
SOO |
Sea |
No |
. |
Siam |
SIA |
Asia |
Yes |
. |
Siberia |
SIB |
Asia |
No |
. |
Silesia |
SIL |
Europe |
No |
. |
Sinkiang |
SIN |
Asia |
Yes |
. |
Solomon Sea |
SOL |
Sea |
No |
. |
Somali Sea |
SOS |
Sea |
No |
. |
Somalia |
SOM |
Africa |
Yes |
Spain |
South China Sea |
SCS |
Sea |
No |
. |
South Indian Ocean |
SIO |
Sea |
No |
. |
South Pacific Ocean |
SPO |
Sea |
No |
. |
St Petersburg |
STP |
Europe |
Yes |
Russia |
Subic Bay |
SUB |
Sea |
No |
. |
Sudan |
SUD |
Africa |
Yes |
. |
Suez |
SUE |
Africa |
No |
. |
Sumatra |
SUM |
Asia |
Yes |
. |
Surinam |
SUR |
South America |
Yes |
Austria |
SW Atlantic Ocean |
SWA |
Sea |
No |
. |
Sweden |
SWE |
Europe |
Yes |
. |
Switzerland |
SWI |
Europe |
No |
. |
Szechuan |
SZE |
Asia |
No |
. |
Tahiti |
TAH |
Oceania |
Yes |
Austria |
Taiwan |
TAI |
Asia |
Yes |
. |
Tanganyika |
TAN |
Africa |
No |
. |
Tarawa |
TAR |
Oceania |
Yes |
. |
Tasman Sea |
TAS |
Sea |
No |
. |
Taureg |
TAU |
Africa |
Yes |
. |
Texas |
TEX |
North America |
Yes |
. |
Tibet |
TIB |
Asia |
Yes |
. |
Timbuktu |
TBK |
Africa |
Yes |
. |
Timor Sea |
TIM |
Sea |
No |
. |
Togo |
TOG |
Africa |
Yes |
. |
Toulon |
TOU |
Europe |
Yes |
France |
Trieste |
TRI |
Europe |
Yes |
Austria |
Tunis |
TUN |
Africa |
Yes |
. |
Turkestan |
TUR |
Asia |
No |
. |
Uganda |
UGA |
Africa |
Yes |
. |
Ural |
URA |
Asia |
No |
. |
Uzbekistan |
UZB |
Asia |
No |
. |
Valencia |
VAL |
Europe |
Yes |
Spain |
Vancouver |
VAN |
North America |
Yes |
. |
Venezuela |
VZA |
South America |
Yes |
. |
Venice |
VEN |
Europe |
Yes |
. |
Vienna |
VIE |
Europe |
Yes |
Austria |
Virginia |
VIR |
North America |
Yes |
. |
Vladivostok |
VLA |
Asia |
Yes |
Russia |
Volta |
VOL |
Africa |
Yes |
. |
Wake |
WAK |
Oceania |
Yes |
. |
West Atlantic Ocean |
WAO |
Sea |
No |
. |
West Indian Ocean |
WIO |
Sea |
No |
. |
West Indies |
WIN |
North America |
No |
. |
West Mediterranean Sea |
WMS |
Sea |
No |
. |
West Pacific Ocean |
WPO |
Sea |
No |
. |
Western Desert |
WES |
Australia |
No |
. |
Wuhan |
WUH |
Asia |
Yes |
China |
Xian |
XIE |
Asia |
Yes |
China |
Yellow Sea |
YEL |
Sea |
No |
. |
Yemen |
YEM |
Asia |
Yes |
. |
Yorkshire |
YOR |
Europe |
No |
. |
Yukon |
YUK |
North America |
No |
. |
Zambia |
ZAM |
Africa |
Yes |
. |
I have a four-part map
available if you want to make it easier to see every space. But the best place to get a selection of maps
is the Badpets web page. Colonia VII-B can be found there at http://www.badpets.net/Diplomacy/Colonia_VIIB/index.html
Diplomacy (Black Press – Permanent Opening
in ES):
Signed up: Paul Milewski, Arthur Shulman, Brad Wilson, Mark Firth, Jack McHugh,
needs two more.
1898 (Black Press): Randy Davis
designed this simple variant. Rules in ES #87. Signed up: Richard Weiss.
Jack McHugh, needs 5 more.
Balkan Wars VI (Black Press): Fast-paced variant
with no season separations. Rules and
map in this issue. Signed up: Jack
McHugh, needs five more
Middle Eastern Diplomacy (Black Press): Phil Reynolds’
seven-player variant prompted by the Iraqi invasion of Kuwait in 1990. A minimal number of neutral
centers. Rules and map in this
issue. Signed up: Jack
McHugh, needs six more.
1499: The Italian Wars (Black Press): David McCrumb’s fast five-player variant. A favorite of mine. Rules and map in this issue. Signed up: Jack McHugh,
needs 4 more.
Colonia VII-B (Black Press): Fred Hyatt’s true
wraparound global variant. VII-B was the
final version he released; VI was quite popular, and VII and VII-B had some
minor tweaks. I once had a zine that only
ran Colonia VII-B, Grand Hyatt. Rules
and map in this issue. Signed up: Jack McHugh, needs 8 more.
Acquire: Can take up to six players. Signed up: Hank Alme, Tom
Howell, Ricvhard Weiss, can take up to three more. Let’s get one more so we can start! This game may move by email turn by turn
instead of simultaneous.
By Popular Demand: Back to the regular
BPD instead of BAPD. Join
at any time. I am considering
using the Dane Maslen version next time, where one
answer must be five letters long, and every other answer must begin with one
unique letter of the key word. Or
perhaps running tow games, one normal and one that
way.
Eternal Sunshine Movie Quote Quiz: Join anytime, new game beginning. Switching back to photos now!
Where in the World is Kendo Nagasaki?:
Rules
in ES #58. Join anytime! Also a SECOND game being run by Heath
Gardner in his subzine Equinox and a THIRD game in The Abyssinian Prince and a
FOURTH game in Zero Sum!
Coming Soon: Kremlin, Fog of War Diplomacy,
Stonehenge IV, Aberration. If you’re interested
in one of these variants, or have a suggestion, let me know. My signups are getting slower and slower
lately. When player interest in games
completely dies, I’ll probably fold the whole zine and disappear.
Standby List:
HELP! I need standby players! – Current
standby list: Richard Weiss, Jim Burgess (Dip only), Hank Alme, Martin
Burgdorf, Paul Milewski (Dip only), Brad Wilson (including Woolworth), Chris
Babcock, Marc Ellinger, Heath Gardner, Jack McHugh, and whoever I beg into it
in an emergency.
Diplomacy
“Dulcinea” 2008C, F 28
Austria (Martin Burgdorf – martin_burgdorf “of” hotmail.com): A Brest Supports A Burgundy - Gascony
(*Cut*), A Burgundy - Gascony
(*Disbanded*), A Paris Supports A Brest.
England (Hank Alme – almehj “of”
alumni.rice.edu): F Barents Sea Hold, A
Belgium – Burgundy,
A
Galicia – Vienna, A Holland – Belgium, F Kiel Hold, A Munich Supports A Belgium
– Burgundy,
F
North Atlantic Ocean Hold, F North Sea Hold, F Norwegian Sea Hold, A Picardy
- Brest (*Fails*),
A
Ruhr Supports A Belgium – Burgundy, A St Petersburg Hold, A
Warsaw Hold.
Turkey (Jim Burgess
– jfburgess “of” gmail.com): F Aegean Sea Hold,
A
Bohemia Supports A Galicia – Vienna, A Budapest
Supports A Galicia – Vienna, F Eastern Mediterranean Hold,
F
English Channel Supports A Picardy – Brest, F Gascony Supports A Picardy -
Brest (*Cut*), F Ionian Sea Hold,
F
Marseilles Supports A Spain, A Piedmont Supports F
Marseilles, F Portugal Hold, F Prussia Hold,
A
Rumania - Galicia (*Bounce*), A Silesia - Galicia (*Bounce*), A
Spain Supports F Gascony,
A Tyrolia Supports A Galicia – Vienna, F Tyrrhenian Sea Hold,
F Western Mediterranean Hold.
W 28/S 29 Deadline is May 27th at
7:00am my time
Supply
Center Chart
Austria:
Brest, Paris=2, Even
England:
Belgium, Berlin, Denmark,
Edinburgh, Holland, Kiel, Liverpool, London, Moscow,
Munich, Norway, St Petersburg, Sweden, Vienna, Warsaw=15, Build
2
Turkey:
Ankara, Budapest, Bulgaria,
Constantinople, Greece, Marseilles, Naples, Portugal,
Rome, Rumania, Serbia, Sevastopol, Smyrna, Spain, Trieste,
Tunis, Venice=17, Even
PRESS
(JIM-BOB PLEADS FOR PATIENCE): Patience, grasshopper, not much longer now.
“Dulcinea” Diplomacy Bourse
Billy Ray Valentine: Probably in his
limousine.
Duke of York: Stands pat.
Smaug the Dragon: Snore.
Rothschild: Sells 500
Pounds. Buys 368 Piastres.
Baron Wuffet: Zip.
Wooden Nickel
Enterprises:
Sells 36 Pounds. Buys
27 Piastres.
VAIONT Enterprises: Resting his eyes.
Insider Trading LLC:
Grand
Jury hearing.
Bourse Master: Stands pat.
PRESS
(YORK to
NWE): Thank you very much.
WNE to
York: Ain't enough turns
left to straighten this out...
Next Bourse Deadline is May 26th at 7:00pm my time
Diplomacy
“Jerusalem” 2012A, W 09
Seasons
Separated by Player Request
Austria (Melinda
Holley – genea5613 “of” aol.com): Remove A
Tyrolia..Has A Venice.
England (John Biehl
– jerbil “of” shaw.ca): Build A London..Has F Baltic Sea, A Brest, A Burgundy,
F
English Channel, A Kiel, A London, F Mid-Atlantic
Ocean, F North Atlantic Ocean, F Norway, A Paris,
F
Portugal, A Ruhr.
Germany (Heath
Gardner - heath.gardner “of” gmail.com): Retreat A Paris-OTB.. Has A Berlin.
Italy (Mark Firth – mark.r.firth “of” capita.co.uk): Has F Gulf of Lyon, A Spain, F Trieste, F Tunis,
F Western Mediterranean.
Russia (Richard
Weiss – richardweiss “of” higherquality.com): Has A Prussia, A Sevastopol,
A St
Petersburg, A Warsaw.
Turkey (Geoff Kemp -
ggeoff510 “of” aol.com): Build A
Constantinople, A Smyrna.. Has A
Bohemia,
A
Constantinople, A Marseilles, A Munich, F Rumania, A
Serbia, A Silesia, A Smyrna, F Tuscany,
F
Tyrrhenian Sea, A Vienna.
All Draw Proposals Fail
Now Proposed – E/T, E/G/I/R/T. Please vote. NVR=No.
S 10 Deadline is May 27th at 7:00am my time
PRESS
London (Apr 1, 1910): King John II
wonders how it is the Christian rulers of Europe are allowing the Muslims to
succeed where all previous rulers in European history managed to halt the
Turkish advance into Europe. England will support fellow Christians to turn
back this Islamist tide, God willing.
Diplomacy
“Walkerdine” 2012D, W 05
Seasons Separated by Player Request
Austria
(paul.milewski “of” hotmail.com): Has A Serbia.
England
(Marc Ellinger - mellinger “of” bbdlc.com): Remove
A Ukraine, F North Sea..Has F Finland,
A
Livonia, A Moscow, F Norway.
France
(Jim Burgess – jfburgess “of” gmail.com): Build F Brest, F Marseilles.. Has A Belgium, F Brest,
F
Ionian Sea, F Liverpool, F Marseilles, F Mid-Atlantic Ocean, F Naples, F Rome,
F Tunis, A Tyrolia.
Germany
(Steve Cooley – tmssteve “of” gmail.com): Retreat F Norway - St Petersburg(nc).. Build F Kiel..
Has A
Bohemia, A Denmark, F Gulf of Bothnia, F Kiel, A Prussia, A Silesia, F St Petersburg(nc), A Trieste,
A
Vienna, A Warsaw.
Russia
(Hank Alme – almehj “of”
alumni.rice.edu): Has F Adriatic Sea, A Budapest, A
Sevastopol.
Turkey (Chris
Babcock - cbabcock “of” asciiking.com): Retreat A Bohemia-OTB, F Ionian
Sea-OTB,
A
Trieste - Albania.. Build A Smyrna..
Has F Aegean Sea, A Albania, F Greece, A Smyrna, F
Venice.
Deadline
for S 06 is May 27th at 7am my time
PRESS
(FRENCH
RULE THE WAVES):
Ahoy, mateys!
Anyone call for double digit fleets?
Crazy eights??
He who rules the waves rules....
(IF
THIS REALLY IS A WALKERDINE GAME THEN): It must be multiplicity!!!! Anyone recall the rules for Multiplicity, one
of the most elegant variants ever designed, as Richard Sharp so stated! I'm ready to form my multiple fleets!!! So says the French Admiral. I'll bet other players would say the
same. As for the sad Austrian, he has no
multiplicity to form.
Black
Press Gunboat, “Fred Noonan”, 2013Arb32, F 07
England: Retreat F Edinburgh-ORB..No
units.
France: A Belgium – Ruhr, A Burgundy Supports A
Belgium – Ruhr, F English Channel - North Sea,
F
London Supports F English Channel - North Sea, F Mid-Atlantic Ocean - Western
Mediterranean,
F
Norwegian Sea Supports F English Channel - North Sea, A Picardy Supports A
Burgundy, F Wales - Liverpool.
Germany:
A Berlin – Silesia, F Edinburgh Supports F
North Sea, A Holland – Belgium,
A Munich
Supports A Ruhr – Burgundy, F North Sea Supports F Sweden - Norway
(*Dislodged*, retreat to
Holland or Helgoland Bight or Denmark or
Skagerrak or Yorkshire or OTB), A Ruhr - Burgundy (*Dislodged*,
retreat to Kiel or Holland or OTB), F Sweden - Norway.
Italy: F Albania - Ionian Sea, A Bohemia – Galicia, A Budapest -
Serbia (*Fails*),
F
Eastern Mediterranean - Smyrna (*Fails*), F Greece - Bulgaria(sc) (*Fails*),
A
Trieste Supports A Budapest – Serbia, A Vienna Supports A Bohemia - Galicia.
Russia: A Livonia Supports A Warsaw – Moscow, A Warsaw - Moscow
(*Fails*).
Turkey: Retreat F Greece - Bulgaria(sc).. F Bulgaria(sc) - Greece (*Fails*), F Constantinople - Aegean Sea,
F
Ionian Sea – Naples, A Moscow - Warsaw (*Fails*), A Rumania Supports A
Serbia,
A
Serbia Supports F Bulgaria(sc)
- Greece (*Cut*), A Sevastopol - Moscow (*Fails*),
F
Smyrna Supports F Constantinople - Aegean Sea (*Cut*), A Ukraine Supports A
Moscow - Warsaw.
Deadline
for W 07/S 08 Will Be May 27th at 7am My Time
Supply Center Chart
England None=0,
OUT!!
France:
Brest, Liverpool, London,
Marseilles, Paris, Portugal, Spain=7, Remove 1
Germany:
Belgium, Berlin, Denmark,
Edinburgh, Holland, Kiel, Munich, Norway,
Sweden=9, Build 2 (if room)
Italy:
Budapest, Greece, Rome,
Trieste, Tunis, Venice, Vienna=7, Even
Russia:
St Petersburg, Warsaw=2,
Even
Turkey:
Ankara, Bulgaria,
Constantinople, Moscow, Naples, Rumania, Serbia, Sevastopol,
Smyrna=9, Even
PRESS
(ENGLAND
to FRANCE):
No more of your nonsense, I won't help you, but you won't help me either. I shall die honorably.
(RUSSIA
=> FRANCE):
Can't you see that your Press is just annoying all of us? I would rather remove my fleet and leave the
North Atlantic to the noble Germans than do anything the likes of you would propose.
(ITALY
-- FRANCE): I appreciate your
continuing to leave our noble DMZ, but I think Turkey has breached it, and I'm
completely uninterested in making an enemy of Germany. You're on your own there.
T => R: I should have known
better. I could have done more. But now I've got what I always wanted: an
Italian home supply center.
(GERMANY
barely speaks to FRANCE): You would be well advised to be careful whom you call
"my friend".
Russia
- World:
This game sucks.
(T
=> R):
You are now a mere speck in my imagination.
(RUSSIA
=> TURKEY):
I'm sorry if I annoyed you, at this point I'm just trying to survive, any
chance we could strike my Russian colours and I could
raise Turkish colours as part of a deal of some kind?
(ITALY
-- TURKEY):
Any chance we could reach some rapprochment without
you raping my home centers?
Diplomacy “Sweet Spot” 2013A, F 06
England
(Harold Zarr - skip1955 “of” hotmail.com): A Liverpool – Edinburgh,
A
London - Yorkshire (*Bounce*).
France (Melinda Holley – genea5613 “of” aol.com): A Burgundy Supports A Gascony –
Marseilles,
F
English Channel - London (*Fails*), A Gascony – Marseilles, F Holland
Supports A Kiel,
A
Kiel Supports A Munich, F Mid-Atlantic Ocean - Spain(sc) (*Fails*), A Munich Supports A Kiel.
Germany
(Jack McHugh – jwmchughjr “of” gmail.com):
No units.
Italy
(Heath Gardner - heath.gardner “of”
gmail.com): NMR! F Gulf of Lyon Hold, F Ionian Sea Hold,
A
Marseilles Hold (*Dislodged*, retreat to Piedmont or OTB), F North Africa
Hold, A Portugal Hold,
F Spain(sc) Hold, A Trieste Hold, A Tyrolia Hold, A Vienna Hold.
Russia
(Chris Babcock –
cbabcock “of” asciiking.com ): A Berlin Hold, A
Denmark - Yorkshire (*Bounce*),
F
North Sea Convoys A Denmark – Yorkshire, F Norway -
Norwegian Sea, A Silesia Supports A Berlin,
F
Skagerrak - Denmark (*Fails*), A Warsaw Hold.
Turkey
(Larry Peery – peery “of”
ix.netcom.com): F Aegean Sea Supports A
Greece,
A
Albania Supports A Greece, A Ankara – Armenia, A
Budapest Supports A Galicia,
A
Galicia Supports A Budapest, A Greece Supports A
Albania, A Serbia Supports A Budapest.
F/I/R/T
Draw Fails
Now Proposed – F/I/R/T. Please vote.
NVR=No.
Would Hank
Alme (almehj “of”
alumni.rice.edu) please standby for Italy?
Deadline
for W 06/S 07 Will Be May 27th at 7am My Time
Supply Center Chart
England:
Edinburgh, Liverpool,
London=3, Build 1
France:
Belgium, Brest, Holland, Kiel,
Marseilles, Munich, Paris=7, Even
Germany: None=0,
OUT!!
Italy:
Naples, Portugal, Rome,
Spain, Trieste, Tunis, Venice, Vienna=8, Even or Remove 1
Russia:
Berlin, Denmark, Moscow,
Norway, Rumania, Sevastopol, St Petersburg,
Sweden, Warsaw=9, Build 2
Turkey:
Ankara, Budapest, Bulgaria,
Constantinople, Greece, Serbia, Smyrna=7, Even
PRESS
DIPLOMACY TWICE UPON A TIME ABOARD THE ORIENT EXPRESS
By Larry Peery
The first part of this story, DIPLOMACY
ONCE UPON A TIME ABOARD THE ORIENT EXPRESS, may be found with the Spring 1904 results for “Reasonland”
press for France elsewhere in this issue.
In this, the second part of my story,
we continue our celebration of the 130th anniversary of the famous Orient
Express train and the opening of a new exhibit at the Paris World Arab
Institute devoted to the
Venice Simplon Orient Express train and its history. The big
attraction in the exhibit is the four original carriages from a VSOE train of
the 1930s.
After Paris the exhibit will move to
Liege, Belgium, where the founder of the VSOE, Georges Nagelmackers,
a Belgian businessman, was from; and then to Vienna, the original last stop for
the train; and finally to Istanbul, the last stop of the train in Europe. So,
here we will look at the Orient Express through glasses colored by the peerispective of Turkey in ETERNAL SUNSHINE’S “Sweet Spot,”
2013A in Fall 1906.
But first we need to remind ourselves
of three things: 1) In regards to the old Ottoman
Empire and its partial successor, the modern state of Turkey, we are talking
about two different things. The old Ottoman Empire, often referred to in its
decline as “The Sick Man of Europe” was still very much alive and of interest
to the Europeans in the time period we are looking at. The Ottomans were
Muslims but they were not Arabs, something you will be constantly reminded of
if you visit Turkey today. The Ottoman Empire was centered in the traditional
“third Rome,” Byzantium, and then Constantinople, and finally Istanbul. Their
empire was centered in Turkey but it covered a vast area across North Africa,
the Near East, Arabia and the Middle East.
Try as they did the Ottoman/Turks were
never really successful in bridging the gap between their Turkish and Arab
peoples although they tried to hold their empire together with things like the
Orient Express. As we will see they are still trying to resolve this
today. However, do keep in mind that
there was and is a big difference between them.
2) There was until recently a
difference between the two different trains that make up the Orient Express
tradition. This gets confusing even to a train buff but later I’ll direct you
to a site that explains the difference between them. For now, just keep in mind
that the traditional Orient Express was a train that usually included two
classes of carriages and sometimes sleeping and dining cars as well that moved
between various points across Europe from Calais as far as Istanbul but the
make-up of the trains, the routes and the schedules changed constantly over the
last 130 years until recently and today there is no real train that can be
called the Orient Express. However, the second train, called the Venice Simplon
Orient Express (VSOE for short) is very much alive and the subject of the
current exhibit in Paris. This is the luxury train that high end travelers,
train buffs, travel writers and investors love to hear about.
There’s more than a passing connection
between the VSOE and Diplomacy as we learned in the first part of this story.
I, playing Turkey in Sweet Spot, was made aware of this right from the
beginning of the game when for no logical reason I decided to send Ankara to
Armenia in Spring 1901 and then on to Syria in Fall 1901! Although completely illogical and done
without malice aforethought the move caused a sensation, or at least
considerable confusion, among the other players; especially Russia, Austria and
the Italians! Plans for a Lepanto or a Reverse Lepanto went out the door as
everyone tried to figure out what I was up to. It was all very amusing to me
since I didn’t have a clue what I was up to. However, when the game is over I
suspect more than one player will agree with me that that dual order in 1901
changed the entire course of the game. Perhaps it was my sub-Freudian side
saluting my namesake Lawrence, and his romps through Arabia blowing up
Ottoman/Turkish trains, including some of the Orient Express, right and left.
Certainly I can remember those great scenes in “Lawrence of Arabia” when the
trains went flying.
3) There is also a problem with Taurus
and Tarsus and both seem to be used almost inter-changeably, so if you’re
searching online try both.
OK, so much for demographics and
semantics. On with the story! In this part of the story we are focusing on what
was known as the Tarsus Express, the train named for the ancient city known as
the home of Paul of Tarsus and a major trading and communications center
between Turkey, the Near East (what we think of as the Middle East or Levant
today) and the Middle East, and even Egypt by land. As you can see from the map the carriages,
trains, routes, schedules and owners/operators of the various elements of the
Tarsus Express changed over time. Still, a study of the history of the Tarsus
Express offers a fascinating insight into the history of the Near East and
influences us today. Today of course there is a huge difference, trains have
been replaced by airplanes and it is aircraft and airports that have the
importance that trains and railroads once did. It is no accident that the big
buyers of big jets and the builders of big airports are located in countries
like Turkey and Abu Dhabi. Where the Tarsus Express once ruled today its
Emirates Airlines!
For more information on the Tarsus Express http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taurus_Express
Let’s begin in Istanbul as it became
known in 1453 after the Ottoman conquest. Take a few minutes and look at a map
of the city and straits. If you have time look at some of the Rick Steve’s
videos on Istanbul, West Turkey, Central Turkey, Eastern Turkey, Israel, Egypt
are all helpful. And, of course, in addition to the movies I mentioned in the
first part, take time to watch “Lawrence of Arabia” again and its soundtrack
makes great background music as you pour over your map.
The usual panoramic and aerial view
shots of Istanbul make it look huge and in some ways it is, but the heart of
the city, like most great European cities, is actually quite small. First,
orient (There’s that word!) yourself on a larger map so you can see how
Istanbul relates to Europe. It’s a whole different perspective from the one you
get in Western Europe. Let one simple fact illustrate that: the staff of the
Turkish embassy in Sofia, Bulgaria is ten times the size of the Turkish embassy
in Paris! Look at the map of Istanbul and locate the key water areas, the main
mosques, public buildings and squares, the bridges (and don’t forget the new Mamaray Tunnel).
The tunnel is hugely important because
it will provide, among other things, an easy link between Istanbul’s two main train stations, the Haydarpasa Train Station (Asian side) and Sirkeci Terminal (European side), which was built
specifically as the terminal for the Orient Express, from which trains bound for Europe departed.
Prior to the construction of the Mamaray Tunnel,
which just opened a couple of months ago, passengers had to be ferried from
station to station to change trains. Now it’s a direct link through two
adjacent tunnels under the Bosphorus Strait.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marmaray
PHOTO OF
HAYDARPASA TRAIN STATION
PHOTO OF SIRKECI TERMINAL
PHOTO OF PERA PALACE HOTEL
On October 4, 1883, the first voyage of
the Orient Express departed from the Gare de ‘Est in
Paris with farewell music from Mozart’s Turkish March (Remember, anything
Turkish or “oriental” was all the rage of the time in Western Europe, just as
it had been in Mozart’s time.). The route passed through Strasbourg, Karlsruhe,
Stuttgart, Ulm and Munich in Germany, Vienna in Austria, Budapest in Hungary,
Bucharest in Romania, Rousse and Varna in Bulgaria (but not Sofia!) ending in Sirkeci. The travel took 80 hours for the 3,094 kilometers,
at an average speed of about 28 miles per hour. That train ran in one
incarnation or another until 2009 when it was finally abandoned.
As mentioned, this is not to be
confused with the Venice Simplon Orient Express (VSOE), a luxury tourist train
utilizing restored coaches first used during the 1930s. The VSOE still makes one
journey per year to Istanbul, but mostly travels between Calais and
Venice. For more information
http://www.belmond.com/web/luxury/trains.jsp
Passengers on the original Orient
Express and later on the VSOE had their choice of hotels in Istanbul, just as
they did in Paris where the old Majestic, built for the opening of the Orient
Express and which today is being reborn as the new six stars Peninsula Paris,
awaits. Today in Istanbul the old Pera Palace,
originally built for the opening of the Orient Express and which underwent a
complete renovation from 2007 to 2010, awaits the day when the VSOE will return
to Istanbul, as it has said it will. If you can’t wait you can try the Pera Palace Hotel Jumeirah (a Taskim Hotels property) and visit the Kemel
Ataturk Suite/Museum (#101) or even sleep in the Agatha Christie Room (#411).
The hotel is a “special category” museum hotel with rates accordingly adjusted.
A 323 square foot room with 2 twin beds is USD 500 a night. A 528 square foot
room with 1 full bed is USD 550 a night. One of the six Greta Garbo rooms (There are six of them, all decorated in pink
silks.) will set you back even more. Dining at Christie’s Restaurant will cost
you as much as any other five star hotel in London or
Paris and, frankly, the hotel menu online didn’t look that impressive. More
fun, I think, would be the Brasserie l’Orient Express
in Liege, Belgium which I discovered doing a Google search. Liege is a fun town
and a lot cheaper than Paris or Istanbul I’m sure.
The story of the construction and
operation of the Orient Express and Tarsus Express can be either long or short
depending on how much detail you want to get into. Trust me, like most railroad
stories, the long version is far more interesting. However,
to summarize. The basic idea from beginning to end was simple: get the
best train system possible at little or no expense to Turkey. Everything else
was details and didn’t matter. To do this the Ottoman/Turks needed two things,
money and technology. In the early days the money came mainly from the French
and British. That pretty much got the system done as far as Istanbul and
covered the period from the 1880s until the outbreak of WWI. During WWI the
baton was passed to the Germans who provided the money and technology to expand
the system through Turkey, down the Mediterranean coast, and into parts of the
Near East. For more on this period here’s a fascinating story on the Tarsus
Express written by a travel writer in 1935, complete with photos of the day.
http://www.railwaywondersoftheworld.com/taurus-express.html I particularly enjoyed the story of
one bidding session on building a new section of the railroad. The
Ottoman/Turks invited representatives from the various powers to present their
proposals in Istanbul to the Divan. The British delegation presented its
proposal on a large silver tray covered with a map of the proposed route inlaid
in precious stones. The Germans sent the Kaiser (mano
a mano or Kaiser to Kaiser, it’s all the same) and
Dr. Siemens, head of Germany’s largest bank to talk turkey. Guess who got the
contract?
During WWI the Taurus Express moved,
slowly, in reverse as Lawrence and his friends destroyed more of it than the
Germans built. Later, as the British realized the importance of oil to their Navy
and the presence of oil in Iraq, etc. they took more of an interest in the area
and its railroads.
As the Ottoman Empire collapsed in a
series of minor wars that lasted until the 1920s the railroad system in the
area gradually collapsed. The various new countries took responsibility for
their own affairs and railroads were not a high priority item. Oil wells,
pipelines, refineries and shipping ports were the big ticket items of the day.
Later came airplanes, airlines and airports. And again
during WWII the entire system was basically shut down. Still, in theory, at its peak you could use
the Tarsus Express to get from Istanbul to Cairo, to Badhdad
and even to Tehran. But recently
Turkey’s rise in importance to Western Europe (first as a NATO ally and then as
a source of cheap labor) and to Japan began to create new interest resulting in
the on-going , on and off negotiations between the EU
and Turkey, and the occasional tidbit like the Japanese funding and
technological aid to build the Mamaray Tunnel under
the Bosphorus. Once again the Ottoman/Turks had
gotten something for next to nothing.
One story that just came out concerned
the negotiations between the Turks and Japanese just before the construction
deadline arrived for the Tunnel. According to one reliable source, after the
opening ceremony it was discovered that Turkish authorities (Obviously NOT
Erdogan or Gul) threatened their Japanese counterparts (Obviously NOT Abe)
working on Marmaray that they would commit suicide if
the project did not finish before the October 2013 deadline. Ministry
Infrastructure Investment Director (NOW there’s a likely candidate!) Metin Tahan, said that he and other Turks working on the project would
commit suicide if the project were not finished by the scheduled deadline,
perhaps because they knew that Erdogan would kill them anyway if it wasn’t.
Finally, here are a few updates on the
Paris exhibit that I learned after I wrote the first part of this story:
Best Headline: I looked at probably a
hundred different stories online about this exhibit. Most were just rewrites of
the original press release from the promoters of the exhibit, so the story was
the same whether you read it from a European, American, Asian, Australian or African source. My favorite headline, though,
was “The Orient Express Gets Back on Track.” From Ruth Bender
in the Wall Street Journal.
Details: I had to look at nearly 20
different sites to find something as basic as the hours and prices of the
exhibit. That’s amazing and indicative of how low journalism standards have
fallen. FYI, the exhibit is open from 4 April to 31 August in Paris. Tues-Thurs, 1000-1800 hrs, Fri, 1000-2130
hrs, Sat-Sun, 1000-1900 hrs. Prices are Full
price,10.5 euros, 14 USD, Reduced price, 8 euros, 11
USD, up to 16 years, free! (When did you see that in the USA?). No idea what
hours or prices will be in other cities. Check later online for details.
Video version of the story: Video on
VSOE begins about 6 minutes into the lead story.
Yannick Alleno Update: This story is all
about food as I suggested last time. You can do a Google search on Alleno and find dozens of stories about him and this
project. The thought of 11 VSOE chefs working in a 1,500 square foot kitchen
making everything from soufflés to bombes makes one shiver, but keep in mind
that the White House kitchen has 5 chefs working in just under
600 square feet and the La Meurice Hotel in Paris has
a kitchen staff of 94!
The History in it all: The VSOE, then
and now reflects the western fascination with the Near East at the time. Coach
2149 has a special place in history. It was where the agreement ending the
fighting in WWI was signed in Nuremburg and where, in 1940, Hitler signed the
agreement ending the fighting between Germany and France. “The VSOE has a slow
rhythm with a sumptuous décor which made it appealing to the times. The slow
pace would be perfect in today’s ‘slow food’ crazed world.” --- Jack Lange.
What’s next? The owners of the VSOE
(SNCF) hope to extend the route from Venice to Vienna and eventually to
Istanbul. As one executive said, “The VSOE of the 21st Century is now being
designed in Milan (NOT Paris!).”
And we should not forget the armchair
travelers among us. For them the exhibit offers the SNCF Thriller Prize finals,
consisting of readers’ voting for their favorite detective novel of the year,
along with an exhibition “Trains du mystere’ showing
the interfaces between rail and crime literature in the past 150 years.
Woolworth
II-D “Coney Island” 2013Bcb19, W 05
Seasons
Separated by Player Request
Austria (Secret):
Has A Mar.
Balkans
(Secret): Has A
Tyr, F Alb, A Gre, A Vie, A
Tri.
England
(Secret): Has A Yor, F Lon.
France
(Heath Gardner - heath.gardner “of”
gmail.com): Has F Eng, A Bur, F Tun.
Germany
(Marc Ellinger - mellinger
“of” bbdlc.com): Remove A Mun..Has
A Kie, A Ruh.
Italy (Secret): Bld F Rom..Has F Rom, F Mor, F Tus, A Swi, A Nap, A Ven.
Russia
(Jim Burgess - jfburgess
“of” gmail.com): Bld F StP(sc)..Has F StP(sc),
A Sev, F Bal, A Boh, A Ber,
A Sil.
Scandinavia
(Geoff Kemp - ggeoff510 “of” aol.com): Has F Edi, F Nwg, F Nth, A Den.
Spain (Secret): Retreat
F Nth-Hol..Has F Hol, F Wms, A Bel,
A Gas, F Mad.
Turkey
(Hugh Polley – hapolley
“of” yahoo.ca): Has F Aeg, A Ruh,
A Mac, F Tys, F Ion.
Deadline
for Spring 06 is May 27th at 7am My Time
PRESS
(BOOB to DOUG): I know, I'm useless....
Doug –
Boob:
Well you saved me from having to say “you guys suck” this season.
By
Popular Demand
The goal is to pick something that fits the
category and will be the "most popular" answer. You score points based
on the number of entries that match yours. For example, if the category is
"Cats" and the responses were 7 for Persian, 3 for Calico and 1 for
Siamese, everyone who said Persian would get 7 points, Calico 3 and the lone
Siamese would score 1 point. The cumulative total over 10 rounds will determine
the overall winner. Anyone may enter at any point, starting with an equivalent
point total of the lowest cumulative score from the previous round. If a person
misses a round, they'll receive the minimum score from the round added to their
cumulative total. In each round you may specify one of your answers as your Joker answer. Your
score for this answer will be doubled.
In other words, if you apply your Joker to category 3 on a given turn,
and 4 other people give the same answer as you, you get 10 points instead of
5. Players who fail to submit a Joker
for any specific turn will have their Joker automatically applied to the first
category. And, if you want to submit some commentary with your answers, feel free
to. The game will consist of 10 rounds,
with the 10th round being worth double points. A prize will be awarded to the winner. Research is permitted, but cooperation or
collusion between players is not!
Round 5 Categories
1. A brand name of
coffee (whole bean or ground).
2. A button found on a
normal phone.
3. A Paul Newman film.
4. A Billy Joel song.
5. The capital of any
South American country.
Richard Weiss scored big with a 67 (out of a possible
69). Hugh Polley
was in the basement with a 23.
Selected Comments By
Category
Coffee – Melinda
Holley “I don't drink coffee so this is one from my childhood.” Dane Maslen “The
coffee brand was a bit awkward. My
immediate reaction was Nescafé as my guess was that it was as well-known in the
US as here in Europe, though personally I boycott Nestlé products because of
their approach to selling breast milk substitutes in Third World
countries. Then I rummaged around on the
internet to see what was popular and/or best selling
in the US. Popular gave Green Mountain, while
best selling gave Folgers. Having never heard of the former, I opted for
the latter.” Geoff Kemp “I assume you
have Nescafe as a brand in the States?”
Jim Burgess “Maxwell House probably will win. Or people will say Starbucks even though you
described it aimed at brand in the store.”
Marc Ellinger “This is tough, since a few
years ago you would have said Folgers or Maxwell House, now no-one drinks that
crap!”
Phone
Button – Melinda Holley “There are normal phones out there???” Richard Weiss “What is "normal"
anymore? Rotary dial. Push button. Cell. Button? There is a commercial on tv
now with an older man and a flip phone that says phones now only have three
buttons, but more are better, like when you dial a phone number with a
"4" in it.” Andy Lischett “Button? My phone has a dial!” Geoff Kemp “Nothing really springs to mind
but 1 is the first digit and also used for emergency
calls I believe?” Per Westling “Normal phone? Today a normal phone is a cell phone, and
possibly a smart phone. So I am going
for the Power button.”
Paul
Newman – Richard Weiss “Cool Hand Luke or The Sting are the two I enjoyed
the most, Butch Cassidy may be the one most selected.” Dane Maslen “A rare
instance of my being able to name a couple of films starring a particular
actor, though I did still resort to IMDB to check that I was right about The
Sting and Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.”
Marc Ellinger “Choosing between this and The
Sting is really hard (not to mention The Hustler, which was awesome too!!!) Of course, Slap Shot is one of the funniest
movies ever!” Brad Wilson “I'd like to
pitch two of his later films, little-known but terrific gems: Twilight, a film
noir in California pastel with an awesome cast - Gene Hackman, Susan Sarandon,
James Garner, Stockard Channing, Reese Witherspoon,
Margo Martindale, M. Emmet Walsh - and a terrific
Elmer Bernstein score, and also Nobody's Fool, a gentle, wry, bittersweet
comedy from a Richard Russo novel with a dazzling ensemble cast, a major, major
star in a uncredited role and some moments that make me cry every time I see
the film. I recommend both highly.”
Billy Joel – Richard Weiss “Piano
Man or Only the Good Die Young, hmmm…”
Geoff Kemp “Not my favourite Billy Joel track but possibly the best known one.” Marc Ellinger “After
all, he IS the Piano Man!”
SA
Capital – Andy Lichett “Bogata
- Which I learned from the album McCartney.”
Geoff Kemp “Hopefully obvious with the World Cup
coming up.” Per Westling “The natural choice would be the capitol of Brazil,
but I am not sure that is well known. So instead I go for Buenos Aires,
Argentina. Have never been to South America, but someday I will go there.
Brazil is the likely land to visit, but maybe I'll go to Sao Paolo and Rio de
Janeiro, although none of those two are capitols of the countries, but of
course of states.” Marc Ellinger “Brazil has the world cup and the next Olympics,
so why not.”
Round 6 Categories
1. Something sticky
besides tape.
2. An album that Paul
McCartney appears on.
3. Another word for
“laugh”.
4. A mixed adult
beverage besides martini.
5. A small U.S. state.
Deadline for Round 6 is May 27th at 7:00am
my time
There are ten rounds of movie quotes, and
each round consists of ten quotes. Identify the film each quote is from. Anyone may enter at any point. If you want to
submit some commentary with your answers, feel free to. The game will consist of 10 rounds. A prize will be awarded to the winner – and
it might be a very good prize! Research
is not permitted! That means NO
RESEARCH OF ANY KIND, not just no searches for the
quotes themselves. The only legal
“research” is watching movies to try and locate the scenes. I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO DISQUALIFY ANY PLAYER
I BELIEVE IS CHEATING. I ALSO RESERVE
THE RIGHT TO CHANGE THE QUOTES SLIGHTLY (ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES I DO A FEW FROM
MEMORY SO THEY COULD BE OFF ANYWAY). Each
round will also contain one bonus question, asking what the ten movies being
quoted have in common. The
player with the most correct answers each round gets 3 points, 2nd
place gets 2 points, and 3rd place gets 1 point. In the event of ties, multiple players get
the points (if three players tie for first, they EACH get 3 points). High score at the end of ten rounds wins the game, and a prize (unless you cheated). The final round will be worth double points.
Round 10 – Double Points!
1. Did
you know Tom Cruise had no idea he was in that vampire movie till two years
later? Bowfinger. State and Main – RD.
2. It's strange calling
yourself. Mulholland Dr. Synechdoche, NY
– RD.
3. There's
nothing tragic about being fifty…not unless you're trying to be twenty-five. Sunset Blvd. S.O.B. – JB. Almost Famous – RD.
4. Amber,
are you my mom? I'm gonna ask you, okay? And you say
yes. Okay? Boogie Nights. Correct – JB, RD,
HA.
5. I
could sue you for calling me that, Polly! A shyster is a disreputable lawyer. I’m
a quack! S.O.B. Along Came Polly –
RD.
6. Young man, if it is
your wish to handle ladies' undergarments, I suggest you take employment in a
launderette. Saving Mr. Banks. Pirate Radio – RD.
7. Beware,
all men are potential murderers. And for good reason. Hitchcock. The Talented Mr.
Ripley – RD.
8. Witches
in days gone by were roasted just like my Vienna sausage. The Blair Witch Project.
Doubt – RD.
9. Moses
supposes his toeses are roses, but Moses supposes
erroneously. Singin’ in the Rain. Correct – KW. Capote – RD.
10. I'm going
to find the guy who invented Xylocaine and kiss his
ass on Hollywood and Vine! Hooper. Magnolia – RD.
Bonus – What do these films all have in common? All movies about making
movies. All movies with
award-winning soundtracks – KW. Movies about making porn
movies – JB (partial credit).
Movies featuring the acting talents of the recently
departed Philip Seymour Hoffman – RD.
Pre-Doubling Score This Round: Jim Burgess [JB] - 1+; Rick Desper [RD] – 1; Kevin Wilson [KW] – 1; Hank Alme [HA] - 1.
Final Scores: Rick Desper
[RD] – 22; Jim Burgess [JB] – 22; Kevin Wilson [KW] – 19; Hank Alme [HA] – 14; Jack Mcugh [JM] –
11; Andy Lischett [AL] – 9; Andy York [AY] – 6; Paraic Reddington [PR] – 2.
I’ve decided to give Jim partial credit for his Bonus answer, and
therefore finish Rick and Jim in a tie for 1st. The tie will be broken as follows: WITHOUT
research, we’ll have Rick and Jim play a round of “Six
Degrees of Kevin Bacon.” Connect
Humphrey Bogart to Richard Dreyfus in as few movies as possible, but you MUST
use Kevin Bacon somewhere in between.
Deadline for that tiebreaker is May 27th at 7:00am my time
New Game – Round 1
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Bonus – What do these films all
have in common?
Deadline for Round 1 is May 27th at 7:00am my time
General Deadline for
the Next Issue of Eternal Sunshine: May
27th, 2014 at 7:00am my time. See You
Then!